Definitions by Mr Crowley

rainsex 

When you have sex on a porch or deck while it's raining.

Geof and Heather had the most amazing rainsex on her deck last night.

rainsex by Mr Crowley December 12, 2021

stick my dick in a midget 

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

stick my dick in a midget by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

tacoutfit 

The clothes you wear when heading out to eat tacos.

After hours of sex with Geof, Heather jumps up and declares, "I want tacos!" So she threw on a cute tacoutfit and they drove the Porsche to the Mexican restaurant for tacos.

tacoutfit by Mr Crowley October 10, 2021

you're welcum 

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

you're welcum by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021

bed skydiving 

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne

Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.

bed skydiving by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021

tramp stamp of dawn 

Leaving a little later than the ass crack of dawn

Heather is leaving at the tramp stamp of dawn to get to the cottage because she stayed at Geof's the night before which is 90 minutes closer to the cottage than the rest of her party who will leave at the ass crack of dawn.

tramp stamp of dawn by Mr Crowley July 22, 2021

egg dick pic 

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.

Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.

egg dick pic by Mr Crowley July 12, 2021