tacoutfit

The clothes you wear when heading out to eat tacos.

After hours of sex with Geof, Heather jumps up and declares, "I want tacos!" So she threw on a cute tacoutfit and they drove the Porsche to the Mexican restaurant for tacos.

by Mr Crowley October 10, 2021

monogabutt

What a woman calls her butt when she only let's one man perform anal sex on her.

Heather only let's Geof fuck her monogabutt.

by Mr Crowley March 21, 2021

ringmoon

When someone moons your Ring camera.

Heather ringmooned Geof's Ring camera. What a pleasant surprise.

by Mr Crowley April 15, 2021

jenniferequalssoy

Similar to soy, wives named Jennifer make your dick smaller.

Once Geof met Heather and his dick returned to full size he realized that jenniferequalssoy.

by Mr Crowley April 16, 2021

Otto style

Very straight sex, so as to not to misalign your spine.

After a rough sex-related injury, Geof and Heather now practice Otto style intercourse to ensure a spine-friendly romantic experience.

by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 03, 2022

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021