stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

tacoutfit

The clothes you wear when heading out to eat tacos.

After hours of sex with Geof, Heather jumps up and declares, "I want tacos!" So she threw on a cute tacoutfit and they drove the Porsche to the Mexican restaurant for tacos.

by Mr Crowley October 11, 2021

ringmoon

When someone moons your Ring camera.

Heather ringmooned Geof's Ring camera. What a pleasant surprise.

by Mr Crowley April 16, 2021

monogabutt

What a woman calls her butt when she only let's one man perform anal sex on her.

Heather only let's Geof fuck her monogabutt.

by Mr Crowley March 21, 2021

jenniferequalssoy

Similar to soy, wives named Jennifer make your dick smaller.

Once Geof met Heather and his dick returned to full size he realized that jenniferequalssoy.

by Mr Crowley April 17, 2021

peanut butther

Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.

Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.

by Mr Crowley May 31, 2025

breast trust fall

A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.

*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.

Heather felt safe in Geof's hands while performing the dangerous breast trust fall.

by Mr Crowley June 18, 2022