Mr Crowley 's definitions

jenniferequalssoy

Similar to soy, wives named Jennifer make your dick smaller.

Once Geof met Heather and his dick returned to full size he realized that jenniferequalssoy.

by Mr Crowley April 16, 2021

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

monogabutt

What a woman calls her butt when she only let's one man perform anal sex on her.

Heather only let's Geof fuck her monogabutt.

by Mr Crowley March 21, 2021

bed skydiving

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne

Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.

by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021

Goat Donkey

The greatest ass of all time

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025

cilantro bush

A mexican chica's hooch when she doesn't wax.

Geof and Heather met a Latino couple for a little taco eating session and discovered she had a cilantro bush.

by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

tacoutfit

The clothes you wear when heading out to eat tacos.

After hours of sex with Geof, Heather jumps up and declares, "I want tacos!" So she threw on a cute tacoutfit and they drove the Porsche to the Mexican restaurant for tacos.

by Mr Crowley October 10, 2021