Mr Crowley 's definitions

Otto style

Very straight sex, so as to not to misalign your spine.

After a rough sex-related injury, Geof and Heather now practice Otto style intercourse to ensure a spine-friendly romantic experience.

by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

rainsex

When you have sex on a porch or deck while it's raining.

Geof and Heather had the most amazing rainsex on her deck last night.

by Mr Crowley December 12, 2021

peanut butther

Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.

Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.

by Mr Crowley May 31, 2025

breast trust fall

A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.

*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.

Heather felt safe in Geof's hands while performing the dangerous breast trust fall.

by Mr Crowley June 18, 2022

cilantro bush

A mexican chica's hooch when she doesn't wax.

Geof and Heather met a Latino couple for a little taco eating session and discovered she had a cilantro bush.

by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.

Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.

by Mr Crowley July 12, 2021

heathery style

A business/ casual clothing style worn by a Heather to work.

Heather took a selfie for Geof in her closet showing off her heathery style.

by Mr Crowley April 21, 2021