Intracourse

Masturbation.

The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.

"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had to settle for intracourse instead."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

smurgling

When one makes his woman partner gag on his penis by giving it to her too dam hard.

I SMURGLED that fine bitch soo hard she gaged like a leper

by Mr C. June 28, 2004

conjugal visit

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.

"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

Pussy Palace

An establishment frequented by more women than men.

"Paint has turned into a real Pussy Palace since they started ladies night on Tuesdays."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath

When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.

"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Limit Up

1). Being absolutely full. Could be construed as a negative.

2). Being maxed out. Usually construed as a negative.

3). Maximum price increase allowed on a futures contract in a single trading
day. Almost always construed as a positive, unless you're short.

1). "Man, since the economy turned around, my schedule's been limit up."

2). "My Visa was Limit Up after I went out with that Golddigger.

3). By the time I got on the floor this morning, half my deck was Locked Limit Up.

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

youze

1). Mostly used in Italian-American communities and among the Bridge & Tunnel Crowd in the NYC/NJ area to denote a group of people.

"Ay, Billy Boy, are youze goin to that pussy palace joint downtown tonight?"

by Mr C. December 10, 2003