Definitions by Mr C.

smurgling 

When one makes his woman partner gag on his penis by giving it to her too dam hard.

I SMURGLED that fine bitch soo hard she gaged like a leper

smurgling by Mr C. June 28, 2004

conjugal visit 

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.

"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"

conjugal visit by Mr C. December 11, 2003

The Chicken Tube 

A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.

I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.

The Chicken Tube by Mr C. December 11, 2003

Pussy Palace 

An establishment frequented by more women than men.

"Paint has turned into a real Pussy Palace since they started ladies night on Tuesdays."

Pussy Palace by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Bridge & Tunnel Crowd

A group of people who come in to NYC from NJ or elsewhere, via a bridge or tunnel.

"I'm hate that place; it's full up with the Bridge & Tunnel Crowd."

Bridge & Tunnel Crowd by Mr C. December 10, 2003

youze

1). Mostly used in Italian-American communities and among the Bridge & Tunnel Crowd in the NYC/NJ area to denote a group of people.

"Ay, Billy Boy, are youze goin to that pussy palace joint downtown tonight?"

youze by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath 

When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.

"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath by Mr C. December 10, 2003