Mr C.'s definitions

smurgling

When one makes his woman partner gag on his penis by giving it to her too dam hard.

I SMURGLED that fine bitch soo hard she gaged like a leper

by Mr C. June 28, 2004

Pussy Palace

An establishment frequented by more women than men.

"Paint has turned into a real Pussy Palace since they started ladies night on Tuesdays."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Bridge & Tunnel Crowd

A group of people who come in to NYC from NJ or elsewhere, via a bridge or tunnel.

"I'm hate that place; it's full up with the Bridge & Tunnel Crowd."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

youze

1). Mostly used in Italian-American communities and among the Bridge & Tunnel Crowd in the NYC/NJ area to denote a group of people.

"Ay, Billy Boy, are youze goin to that pussy palace joint downtown tonight?"

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Limit Up

1). Being absolutely full. Could be construed as a negative.

2). Being maxed out. Usually construed as a negative.

3). Maximum price increase allowed on a futures contract in a single trading
day. Almost always construed as a positive, unless you're short.

1). "Man, since the economy turned around, my schedule's been limit up."

2). "My Visa was Limit Up after I went out with that Golddigger.

3). By the time I got on the floor this morning, half my deck was Locked Limit Up.

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Smoke a cigar to freshen your breath

When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.

"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003

Intracourse

Masturbation.

The opposite of (or perhaps, precursor to) Intercourse.

"I was ready for an all-nighter with that redhead, but had to settle for intracourse instead."

by Mr C. December 10, 2003