Mr BigG's definitions

spoon before poon

the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime

Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic

by Mr BigG April 30, 2015

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Bantometer

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room

Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far

by Mr BigG April 22, 2015

Buck boy

A man who is all about his money. Hustler. Grinder. Go-getter. He's about those bucks boy. Even if he wanted he couldn't stop thinking about the money.

Don't play with Travis's money. He's a buck boy.

by Mr Bigg May 31, 2016

Swagless

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless

Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless

by Mr BigG November 26, 2013

Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

by Mr BigG April 7, 2015