A bit titty blonde who seems innocent all while is taking dicks in all holes in the back of a In and Out burger restaurant.
I met a Dirty Celeste last night and she stole my heart and sucked the dick out of my soul, not my soul out of my dick, but my dick out of my soul!! My soul was dickless!
by Mostafa Fahkri May 3, 2021
Get the Dirty Celestemug. When you fuck a girl and tell her you can't feel it so she breaks up with you and gains 50lb and fucks your friend only then to 6 months later transition to a man so you can say you and your friend and both fucked the same dude.
by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022
Get the Dirty Justinmug. A Dirty Austyn is the act of keistering Yu-Gi-Oh cards in ones ass utilizing motor oil as lubricant, only to then on command shit said cards out of ones ass to use as a deck when someone says "Let's Duel".
by Mostafa Fahkri January 8, 2024
Get the Dirty Austynmug. The act of cumming into someones nose and snorting it out into another man's asshole, then letting him shit it out onto a plate and you both share it with a side of pita bread.
by Mostafa Fahkri September 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Stafamug. When you fuck a stuffed elephant raw and mid fuck your grandmother walks in on you and you meet eyes but because you like that dirty audience shit, you cum harder than you have ever came before leaving an exit hole in the elephants head and cum drenching the wall. Your grandmother then nods at you and says "good boy" and walks away.
I did a dirty Brahnson last night and my father almost beat me. Especially because my grandma cleaned up the mess on the wall.
by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022
Get the Dirty Brahnsonmug. by Mostafa Fahkri December 8, 2021
Get the Dirty Simsmug. The act of keistering yugioh cards in ones anus using motor oil as lubricant. Then on command shitting them out and yelling "Let's Duel".
by Mostafa Fahkri January 27, 2024
Get the Dirty Austynmug.