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Definitions by Mos before Bros

pro bono 

"Are you coming Friday? Shit's gonna be pro bono."
pro bono by Mos before Bros April 25, 2007

what's the square root of this apartment? 

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.
"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

it's not a game 

Used to convey to a friend that something is serious.

An exaggerated amount of emphasis is to be placed on "game."
"Angelica, we bought a gallon of ice cream, a pound cake and a vat of caramel."
"Yo it's not a game." (To be pronounced "gaaaaaaaame.")
"Come on man, you've been hittin' up that FB status all day."
FB by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

FB Shopping 

The act of one (usually female) hunting for prospective suiters via FB or Facebook.
"It's 3 AM and Jana is still up FB Shopping."
FB Shopping by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007

The Book of Face 

Ridiculous term used in place of Facebook.
"Nick says to get your ass off The Book of Face and come downstairs."

you won't though 

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes almost any kind of threat.
"Imma beat your ass in like two."
"You won't though."