Definitions by Morgan Witt

cat slap 

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

cat slap by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

Evergreen 

A condition stemming from profuse marijuana use. Equivalent to a marijuana "hangover." Also referred to as "the Coniferous Disease"

We smoked a zone last night, and this morning I had a severe case of evergreen.

Tito: "I GOT THAT CONIFEROUS DISEASE!"

Evergreen by Morgan Witt January 14, 2008

Mcsad 

a sensation in which one feels both angry and depressed at the same time.

a combination of the words "sad" and "mad..." and there's a little bit of McDonald's in there, too.

"Hey Morgan, what's up?"
"Nothing much, Whitney, I'm just really McSad right now... piss off."

Mcsad by Morgan Witt April 19, 2006

straight trippin 

Your not getting straight to the point; Telling lies;

When you said that I haven't paid my child support, you were straight up trippin'!

straight trippin by Morgan Witt September 13, 2003