Mook's definitions

Wanker

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"

by mook December 24, 2004

Mookie

not a cookie, not a muffin. a hybrid of both

Will purchased a dozen mookies and ate them like a fat kid in a bakery store.

by mook September 24, 2003

waheibi

A stupid, annoying human who refuses to leave you alone. He's "that guy" The biggest pussy around. He is also incredibly incompetent.

God Damn it, I HATE Waheibi. Also seemook and skeet

by mook December 12, 2004

heart

Played-out sportscaster buzzword. Used as a weak compliment to a player or team's stamina or courage when faced with a snowball's chances in Hell of succeeding.

HOWIE LONG: You know, the Bengals suck in every possible way. They have no talent, no coaching, and they play in Cincinnati.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Yeah, but they got heart! Wooo-hoooo! Yessiree, sweet Jimmy-Bob cornbread in th' outhouse!

HOWIE LONG: Dumbass.

by Mook July 16, 2003

fadooza

Loosely Italian origins: A dipshit, a fool. see also Wanker

Borrowing money all the time makes me feel like a fadooza.

by mook December 24, 2004

Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

by Mook November 12, 2004

Geezer

slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.

Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.

by mook December 3, 2002