Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

vagsectomy

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022

Thick bushy eyebrows that make a person indistinguishable from an owl. Usually on an unkempt elderly man or woman

The browls on the old man's forehead were so thick and fluffy they kept the sun out of his eyes.

by Monty Burns June 24, 2023

When a woman stands over a mirror to see if her vagina has been washed properly.

As we were getting ready for dinner my wife was giving herself a MirrorBella in the bathroom

by Monty Burns April 12, 2021

Placing hot sauce on your penis before your significant other performs fellatio

My girlfriend was a little adventurous last night giving me a banana flambe for dessert.

by Monty Burns June 14, 2023

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

by Monty Burns May 07, 2020