vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022

Browls

Thick bushy eyebrows that make a person indistinguishable from an owl. Usually on an unkempt elderly man or woman

The browls on the old man's forehead were so thick and fluffy they kept the sun out of his eyes.

by Monty Burns June 24, 2023

CVAtric

The old bag that holds up a pharmacy line by asking endless questions about their prescription.

Sorry I am late there was a CVAtric in line that asked 25 questions about their arthritis cream.

by Monty Burns June 14, 2023

Shart Patrol

The 15 minute period after a shart (and clean up) that you hover around your bathroom. Just in case another hot one rises up in the chamber.

I was late for my dinner date as I was on shart patrol after an earlier incident.

by Monty Burns July 23, 2023

mount weber

the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.

Holy crap, have you seen mount weber?? its fucking huge!!

by Monty Burns April 06, 2004

Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

MirrorBella

When a woman stands over a mirror to see if her vagina has been washed properly.

As we were getting ready for dinner my wife was giving herself a MirrorBella in the bathroom

by Monty Burns April 12, 2021