Monty's definitions

Emoticon Whore

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.

Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.

by Monty June 19, 2006

weaver chilf

a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.

I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!

by Monty May 21, 2003

pnj

Complete and utter domination. The noun form of pwn.

That was some sick ass pnj!

by Monty September 6, 2004

artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

by Monty April 1, 2005

plutz

verb.

1.A female who has below average ugly looks.
2. Something that is stupid

1. "Look at that chick over there! Man she's plutz!"
2. "Nah, thats just plutz"

by Monty March 1, 2004