artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

by Monty April 01, 2005

FUVA

Fat Upper Vaginal Area for females, or FFA-Full Frontal Ass in males. When someone is so fat, it looks as if they have a beachball stuffed in the front of their pants. This condition often keeps the afflicted from seeing their genitals without the aid of a mirror. It is recommended that you avoid any sexual contact whatsoever with anyone suffering from FFA or FUVA. It is not contagious, but very disgusting.

Her FUVA is so out of control.

by Monty April 28, 2004

mount weber

Located in Burlington, Ontario Canada this is one massive mountain. It is not that tall but don't let that fool you, it pretty damn big. Famous for eating and vomiting erasers. If you plan on visiting Mt. weber, prepare for severe sweating and a vile smell.

My god! Mount Weber is about to erupt! ......and what is that smell?

by Monty April 15, 2004

buttass

adv.
very, extremely, to a high degree

Damn! It is buttass cold out here!

by monty June 14, 2004

Emoticon Whore

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.

Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.

by Monty June 19, 2006