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smeyeling

An expression of warmth and happiness, conveyed only by the eyes, when one's lower face is masked.
Although most of her face was covered, I could see she was smeyeling at me.
by Monkey's Dad July 23, 2020
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Coming in party

An event held to proclaim that, contrary to popular perception, a person is completely heterosexual.
The printed invitation to Heather's coming in party landed with a crash, forcing many to readjust, not least among them Allison, whose desire, hope and seduction plans were in an instant dashed.
by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2020
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ridical

Even some young pie-in-the-sky supporters were feeling Bernie's ideas a bit too ridical for mainstream politics.
by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020
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duhfinition

The explanation of a word or phrase, provided sarcastically.
Once again, he asked her what 'multiple orgasm' meant, and once again, she provided the duhfinition.
by Monkey's Dad April 18, 2020
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Japonica

Accoutrements placed in the service of pampering a woman who protests IANAJ, while being pampered as if she were in the Tokyo Hilton.
Her dedicated copper coffee pot from the Tokyo Hilton, her velvet baby blanket, her monogrammed sterling spoon, breakfast brought to her bedside, at the precise hour requested, pillows fluffed, lap dog placed in her lap, temperature adjusted just so, the blinds opened to the precise degree, her phone charged, as she requests with a simple hand gesture, a personally-selected condensation of the morning's news delivered softly, these and more were her personal Japonica.
by Monkey's Dad May 18, 2020
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peregrination

A country of the lost and wandering.
America after the fall became a peregrination, so many souls, trying to find their way back to a life that once was and would never again be.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
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Hickipedia

A whole damn buncha fancy stuff y'all kin lookit ta show ya got booklernin', 'fore ya git ta votin' twahce, lahk the great man tol' ya to.
The president himself had said it, 'vote twice'. Not sure what that meant exactly, or how to go about it, Verlene decided to look it up on Hickipedia.
by Monkey's Dad September 5, 2020
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