703 definitions by Monkey's Dad
The response of someone whose worldview is dictated by Fox, Newsmax and Limbaugh, upon being told that the election was neither stolen nor rigged, that Covid kills people, that a violent mob stormed the Capitol on January 6, that Donald Trump will not go down in history as a great man.
by Monkey's Dad January 11, 2021
A reminder of the consequences of disrespect. The song sure to be played at the start of at least one Trump '24 election rally by a sly DJ. With apologies to the great Ray Charles.
Trump had figured Georgia as an easy mark, dim southerners he could bully for his own sad ends. He was wrong, and as he slumped onto the stage for yet another festival of untruth, the music began, and could not have held more truth. "Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind". Georgia would be forever known as his own Waterloo.
by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2023
After being "liberated" by its governor, Georgia reported nearly 1,000 new Covid-19 cases in the past 24 hours.
Thinking not of its reopened tattoo parlors, bowling alleys and nail salons, but of all those who would inevitably sicken and suffer, kept Georgia on my mind this morning.
by Monkey's Dad May 1, 2020
Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius
They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.
by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2021
A male servant who attends to the personal needs of his male employer, taking care of his clothing and accessories, closely assisting him in dressing.
by Monkey's Dad May 7, 2020
The murmured protestation of a woman being served an artfully prepared late-morning breakfast, in bed, with a monogrammed sterling spoon, under a velvet blanket, by a man whose one goal in life is her pleasure and comfort, meant to convey the disclaimer: "I am not a Jap".
Ianaj - obviously you have never known a real one - please bring me my glasses... turn the fan slightly toward the window... my phone... and what time is it?
by Monkey's Dad September 3, 2019