All day she had been battered by fearsome news, exhausted by screen time, assaulted by warnings. Getting into bed - where she had worked since morning - she asked herself, "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your sanity is?" And her answer was, "Not really, no."
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I don't want to seem like a sociophobe, but please... the six-foot rule? Don't breathe on me, don't touch me, don't even look at my food!
by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020
Get the sociophobe mug.On election day, voters would be told to stay home, for their safety, yet forced to go to the polls, which in traditionally democratic areas would be closed. America was becoming a Pandemocrisy - Fear More Years!
by Monkey's Dad May 09, 2020
Get the Pandemocrisy mug.A bright yellow, spiky-roofed museum on the Mall in Washington, celebrating the Lisa Simpson Presidency. As pre-cognitively laid out in the March 19, 2000 episode, 'Bart to the Future', Lisa has been elected and has moved into the Oval Office to clean up the mess left by President Trump.
On her lunch break, Jane would wander over to the Simpsonian Institution, dreaming of a country under President Lisa, with clean air and water, kindness to all people and animals, the return of ethics and honesty to government, and Mr. Burns in prison.
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Get the ayyysymptomatic mug.With no ventilator available, straining for breath, it felt as if he had a Bronchiasaurus on his chest.
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