A degree of passive-aggressive behavior which has the opposite of its intended effect, making the person appear childlike.
She always waited a few days to answer his texts, thinking that it would hurt him, when it only made her seem passive-regressive.
by Monkey's Dad April 03, 2020
Get the passive-regressivemug. In the COVID-19, stay-at-home time-sense, any given saturmontuesfrithurswedsunday might as well be any other.
by Monkey's Dad April 28, 2020
Get the saturmontuesfrithurswedsundaymug. A future word describing indecipherable objects: mysterious red-white-and-blue cloth, tattered paperback copies of the Constitution, Barbie dolls, portraits of Thomas Jefferson, carved Philadelphia chairs, dog licenses, coins, photos of things called World Trade Center and Golden Gate Bridge. They will be rumored to have come from a lost civilization, but one few people can believe ever existed.
'Another piece of Amerarcana?' he wondered, as he brushed the mud off the strange, almost perfectly round object, circled by small red lines and weird black marks which were shaped like 'M-a-j-o-r -L-e-a-g-u-e' and might once have meant something, although no one could say.
by Monkey's Dad February 14, 2020
Get the Amerarcanamug. Committing murder in broad daylight.
Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.
Named for Derek Chauvin, former Minneapolis police officer who killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020.
Derek Chauvin, in a brazen act of Chauvinism, knelt on George Floyd's neck for nearly nine and a half minutes while Floyd struggled to live, repeatedly gasping I can't breathe, until he died. Chauvin did so in public, as Darnella Frazier, a seventeen-year-old girl, recorded an unflinching video of the episode. Her video went viral, resulting in massive social unrest across America and was the pivotal piece of evidence in securing Chauvin's conviction for murder. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison.
by Monkey's Dad July 11, 2021
Get the Chauvinismmug. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Would you like me to repeat the words in random, alphabetical or reverse order? I'll take the aggregate letters of those words and arrange them into a palindrome, after translating them into Chinese, a language I speak better than Xi Ping Jong by the way. Dementia! I'm more fully mented than any man, woman, camera, tv or person on the planet, twice my age, particularly that deranged loser... the Dementiacratic candidate... his name'll come to me...
by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020
Get the mentedmug. A form of cryptocurrency peddled to the greedy, eager and gullible as a sure bet to separate them from their money
Having read about the profits many were making investing in Bitcoin, Etherium and other cryptocurrencies, she took the advice of an internet broker, bought big and soon found herself the owner of thousands of coins of kleptocurrency, her broker nowhere to be found.
by Monkey's Dad May 06, 2021
Get the kleptocurrencymug. A thing which is the opposite of what it is presumed to be. An action which is intended to achieve one result and yet achieves its opposite.
Jack and Babs were puzzled that their daughter, already well past forty, seemed to lack any motivation, ambition or interest. They had always done everything for her, 'helped' her with her homework, pulled strings to get her into school, given her a car for graduation. They'd even bought her a nice apartment and set up an annuity so she wouldn't have to worry, never understanding that their 'caring' was an antifact, which, instead of enabling her, was crippling her.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2024
Get the antifactmug.