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No, she did not want any chocolate, no, she did not need any more shoes, no, she did not have time to take a trip, and she already had three pale pink sweaters, so thank you but no. He saw she was a total no-it-all. And the day he stopped offering would be the day she'd change her tune and accuse him of being a know-it-all.
by Monkey's Dad April 19, 2020
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Evidently, the position many Republicans would take if hundreds of screaming people broke down the locked doors and windows of their home to gain entry, marauded through the house, kicked down bedroom doors looking for the children - cowering under their beds in fear of their lives and whom the uninvited guests were threatening to hang by the neck until dead - stole personal papers and computers, shot tear gas and bear repellent at family members, severely injured several and directly caused the deaths of several others.
"There is no need to investigate", many elected Republicans said of the January 6, 2021 storming of the Capitol by Trump partisans.
by Monkey's Dad July 27, 2021
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Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
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Maryanne Trump Barry, President Trump’s older sister and a former federal judge, describing him as a liar. A shocking revelation.
"He has no principles. None. None."
by Monkey's Dad August 23, 2020
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The number of people whom Sidney Powell, Trump-appointed author of the "stolen election" and "voter fraud" narratives, felt could believe that what she was saying was true.
Lawyers for Powell told a federal court that "no reasonable person" would conclude her unfounded claims of voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election were statements of fact. Taking it a step further, Attorney Albert Watkins, representing Jacob Chansley, the Q-Shaman, said that his client and other Capitol-storming defendants were "people with brain damage, they're fucking retarded".
by Monkey's Dad July 22, 2021
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Amy Coney Barrett's self-characterization when asked her views on climate change, which she describes as 'controversial' when it is a settled matter globally among those who are indeed scientists.
"Do you believe that climate change is happening and threatening the air we breathe and the water we drink?" Kamala Harris asked.
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."
by Monkey's Dad October 16, 2020
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Americans were ordered to stay home, polls did not open and voting by mail was called "unworkable". Many Americans had pegged their hopes to November 3, 2020, yet it came and went with nary a whimper.
by Monkey's Dad April 01, 2020
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