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Definitions by Monkey's Dad

Fauxmosexual 

A false Fomosexual. Anyone who pretends to suffer from Fear of Missing Out regarding their sex life in order to not cause envy among friends.
Tiffany knew that Heather's complaints about her boyfriend's performance were simply fauxmosexuality. Anyone within a five-apartment radius could hear the truth.
Fauxmosexual by Monkey's Dad September 25, 2019

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.
The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.
Wankee Doodle Dandy by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019
A vegan's ultimate state of ecstasy.
He slid the forkful of pasta between her lips and she went into extended orzogasm.
Orzogasm by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

Simultemporal 

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.
The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.
Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

Neoanderthal 

A currently-living, proudly primitive person. A surprisingly vivid embodiment of attitudes and aptitudes thought to be long-extinct.
No need to ask who he's voting for, he's a card-carrying, open-carrying Neoanderthal.
Neoanderthal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019
Thanks for your note, smml
SMML by Monkey's Dad September 17, 2019

Monkadoodle 

1) An affectionate name for any dog of indeterminate breed, aspiring to designer status.

2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
"And, uh... what's yours?" "Oh, she's a Monkadoodle."
Monkadoodle by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2019