703 definitions by Monkey's Dad
Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.
by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020
A conversation between adversaries. And adversarial conversation. A fundamental and sustained disagreement.
The subject turned to the storming of the Capitol, the notion of fraudulent ballots cast by illegal Space Aliens, dead, liberal aliens at that, and to the Voting Rights Bill. It had begun as a conversation but swiftly became an adversation.
by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2021
Many experienced social uneasing at the increased death toll that would surely result, as restrictions were lifted and people packed the parks and beaches.
by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020
A self-consciously hyper-feminized young woman
"The Girlie Bird catches the worm" muttered Tiff to herself, as she put the final touches on her makeup, earrings, hair, stilettos, cleavage and hemline, before heading to the bar.
by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2019
In the COVID-19, stay-at-home time-sense, any given saturmontuesfrithurswedsunday might as well be any other.
by Monkey's Dad April 28, 2020
An experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension. An extension of simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are equidistant and simultaneous.
Having grown accustomed to simultemporal experience - living time all at once, rather than sequentially - he was increasingly forced to acknowledge states which were vaccutemporal, wherein the sense of time in any form dissolved.
by Monkey's Dad August 7, 2021
By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.
by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020