Mongymax's definitions

Pig Shit and Tram Tickets

Used to describe the aroma of Pipe Tobacco, Ducados or Gitanes.

'Fuck me man, what the fuck is he smokin' Pig Shit and Tram Tickets'?

by MongyMax November 22, 2007

Poolystyrene

An array of small pellet like poo's which are lighter than water and therefore float on the surface.

Are renowned for being very, very difficult to flush away

Man entering cubicle "Ohh what, someone has shit in the pan and not flushed"

Man washing Hands "I did flush actually, about 8 times, but it appears I have had a bout of poolystyrene so it just keeps bobbing about"

Man entering cubicle "Ok.......

by Mongymax January 13, 2014

olympic

A bowel movement, generally quite large, which immediately preceeds participation in a sporting event.

'Are you off to the game now?'

'No, Im just going for an Olympic, I'll be back in five and we'll head off then!'

by MongyMax March 28, 2008

Shag Baton

A penis. Normally a large penis

'Man you should have seen her face when i got the old Shag Baton out........She was lovin' it'

by MongyMax December 1, 2007

Ten Percenter

The retard who collects the trollies in the local supermarket, or helps you pack your groceries whilst dribbling into the carrier bag!

'Hey Hey Stand back dude, I think this guy may be drunk'

'Nah, he's just a Ten Percenter, leave him be'

by MongyMax November 22, 2007

Gorilla's Thumbs

Really, really hard nipples.

'Ohh yes winter is here and the girls are out and about. There's Gorilla's thumbs all over the place'

by Mongymax November 13, 2007

scammel wheel nuts

Affectionate term to describe hard nipples

'Look at those beauties. Like Scammel wheel nuts!'

by Mongymax November 11, 2007