Money Bum's definitions

Shark teeth

When a girl smiles and reveals here tiny teeth and gummy smile.

Did you see the grenade with the shark teeth that Pauly D had to fall on last night when "The Situation" was trying to get laid?

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Tight lung

When you take a rancid hit out of a water pipe and experience instant wheezing.

Somebody passed me the bong with a dirty mid-grade buffalo fart in it and I instantly got tight lung.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Money Bum

when a person makes the most out of his surroundings by using whatever he can to improve his comfort or situation in a bum like "situation" -- Mike

I was freezing cold in our hideout and was able to use my coat to keep me warm while sleeping on the floor. I was straight money bum.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Timber monkey

Majestic northern Indiana native woodland bushy-tailed squirrel.

I got attacked by a timber monkey while eating a peanut butter sandwhich on a hike.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Hillbilly shower

Using a common sink to clean ones body in a time of immediate need.

I shit my pants while at great america and had to take a hillbilly shower in the restroom.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010