penis breath

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Horsillary

A name used to describe the way Hilary Duff looks now, since getting those God awful veneers.

A combination of the name Hilary and the word horse.

Why did Horsillary do that to herself? Now she looks like her ugly sister.

by Mona Lott July 21, 2008

Pamela Anderson

A beautiful actress who has poor taste in men and is a slut, but likeable. And to anyone who says without her tits she'd be Paris Hilton is WRONG! Paris Hilton is Fugly and skinny and NASTY. Pamela Anderson at age 90 would STILL be prettier than Paris Hilton!

Pamela Anderson was so much prettier in Home Improvement with her natural lips and eyebrows.

by Mona Lott July 31, 2008

Jayne Mansfield

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.

Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

k-fed-up

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

by Mona Lott March 01, 2006

katie holmes

1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: easy virtue

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005