Definitions by Molly

jelly bracelets 

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:

Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants

jelly bracelets by Molly March 19, 2004

fucking awesome 

my most overused phrase.

who's got the fucking awesome ribbon now!

fucking awesome by molly March 6, 2004

fuckwittage 

Something that doesn't really matter, junk. Can also be used to exclaim anger or frusteration at something. It is a form of fuckwit.

"This is all just a bunch of fuckwittage." "Fuckwittage! I locked my keys in my car!"

fuckwittage by Molly February 22, 2004

POed 

Pissed off. Angered!

I'm so fucking POed at Bob, because he fired me from Wal-Mart!

POed by Molly February 22, 2004

dewshe bag 

the way douche bags spell douche bag because they're trying to be cool.

(this would be a situation online)
random douche bag: youre such a dewshe bag!
smart person: you stupid dumbass douche bag, it's spelled douche bag!

dewshe bag by Molly February 22, 2004

burf

a mix between a burp and barf

"ugh yuck, i just burfed!"

burf by molly February 20, 2004

shnob 

a rude, snobby, stuck up girl

you are such a shnob!

shnob by molly January 25, 2004