Mojo Maniac's definitions

R-Dub-C

Stands for Redwood City, California.

Nigga #1-I be from R-Dub-C.
Nigga#2-I be from Sac Town.
Nigga#1-Wets his self and runs away cryin' like a bitch.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

In-Bred

This term is used to describe the mating habits of the people that inhabit the Appalacion or Ozark Mountains.(Also has been seen to happen in Rio Linda and Arbuckle, California.)This is the only true way to become a full blooded hillbilly.

Those hillbillies are so In-Bred that the son of the father's daughter is also the half-brother of the father.

by Mojo maniac August 20, 2008

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

All your base are belong to us

This is a game cheat code for Empire Earth that will give you 100,000 of all resources when entered during gameplay.

If you enter All your base are belong to us while playing Empire Earth you will recieve 100,000 of all resources.

by Mojo Maniac August 21, 2008