Mojo Maniac's definitions

Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.

Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

Chocolate Pickle

This is what you get when your bitch takes a shit while your all up in her ass.

My bitch gave a Chocolate Pickle last night so I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Apocalolo

This is Hawaiian for Marijuana.

Just got back from Hawaii and I brought back some Apocalolo for my bong.

by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Botta Bing Botta Boom

This is a term used by Italion mafia types to express their opinion that whatever they are planning is going to be a snap.

Fat Tony: I think we should steal the money plate from the church.
Greasy Sal: Ya, we go in and Botta Bing Botta Boom and take all the money.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

All Night Train

When you go on a cocaine binge that lasts more than 24 hours straight.

The doctor said I will die if I don't stop riding that All Night Train.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

Renovate

When you want to change your identity or your lifestyle.

1.I'm going to renovate myself and stop smoking Meth all day.
2.I need to Renovate myself because I am wanted by the Feds.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008