Mojo's definitions

cheap suit

to harass somebody.

He was onme like a cheap suit!

by Mojo April 7, 2004

tedi

what some call beer or a brewski (see Tedi Bruschi of the New England Patriots)

dude, when you go to the fridge can you grab me a couple Tedi's?

by Mojo June 19, 2006

szczerbiak

A highly effective move in basketball performed by a good-looking white boy from Long Island or the Midwest.

You better dial back the smack, homeslice, or I'm gonna have to Szczerbiak your ass.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005

doof doof

Techno music played loudly, usually in rice cars.

"Chuck couldn't sleep last night cuz all the riceboyz were doing laps playing doof doof.

by Mojo August 16, 2003

down

to be taken down relentlessly

E.g. u down, u facken down. (often used on computer games)

by Mojo April 7, 2004

curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

by Mojo April 7, 2004