Definitions by Modern Jesus

Twitter 

An app for gay people lol

A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”

Twitter by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021

August 11th 

This is a nice birthday. People born on this day like sucking dick. Their names most commonly start with M. Also, Chris Hemsworth (yk Hulk) was born on this day, which is kinda akward if you think about the sucking dick thing...

She was born on August 11th? Man I gotta get to know her, if you know what I mean..

August 11th by Modern Jesus December 2, 2019

June 20th 2003

This is the day where the most beautiful and creative people are born. I don’t know what it is, but something happened at this day that caused all the newborns to be just awesome in any way. They are also extraordinarily intelligent and good with people. Everyone wants to be like them.
Special skills: Cooking, Kissing, Nintendogs

Oh my god, she is one of the people born on June 20th in 2003!? No wonder she is so popular!

I can’t believe I’m friends with someone born on June 20th 2003. They are the elite living on this planet.

June 20th 2003 by Modern Jesus December 2, 2019