Moby Doug's definitions

humidiation

To be humiliated in humid weather.

It's not the heat at Guantanamo, it's the humidiation.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

megapoopolis

A gigantic city that is totally fulla shit.

The megapoopolis of Houston is a vortex of evil, a bloodsucking vampire squid sending out its thieving tentacles to every corner of the globe.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

kleptopia

A place of theft, a den of thieves.

If the U.S. Congress is not a kleptopia, what is?

Well, ...Wall Street.

Wall Street is a MEGAkleptopia, you rube.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

megapornucopiatopia

A place and producer of boundless porn.

The San Fernando Valley is the heartland of filth, a true megapornucopiatopia.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

buff

a muffless muff

A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

Brazilena

A wax job, a muffless muff or "buff"

Her Brazilena allowed her to wear/the tiniest bikini without unsightly hair.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009