buff

a muffless muff

A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

camel pants

Crotch huggers which outline the mons.

Grezelda's camel pants seemed painted on, and left the boys panting.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

agnausea

The inability to puke at the sight or smell of the nauseating.

Vile, agnauseating warthog. You disgust me so much I can't even hurl.

by Moby Doug August 25, 2009

megapornucopiatopia

A place and producer of boundless porn.

The San Fernando Valley is the heartland of filth, a true megapornucopiatopia.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

Brazilena

A wax job, a muffless muff or "buff"

Her Brazilena allowed her to wear/the tiniest bikini without unsightly hair.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

Baldy

Shaved muff, rootie kazootie, Brazilena. A hairless mons. A waxjob.

Thanks to her baldy, she was the most popular cheerleader in the school.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009