Moby Doug's definitions

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

cuffs 'n collar

Wearing handcuffs and getting strangled/choked during sex.

Gary couldn't get off without going cuffs 'n collar.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

rough stuff

A sex partner of either gender who's a bit rough around the edges.

Gwendolyn's a bit of rough stuff. Last night she tore Nigel's kugelsack with her canines.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009

buff

a muffless muff

A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

Brazilena

A wax job, a muffless muff or "buff"

Her Brazilena allowed her to wear/the tiniest bikini without unsightly hair.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009