pignominious

(adj.) To be in a shameful state of disgrace as a result of one's insane greed.

The pignominious Bernie Madoff was already in prison when he learned his son had killed himself.

by Moby Doug January 12, 2011

wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.

Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

sans-a-belt

(adjective)Thirsty for firewater, badly in need of a drink.

After he got fired, Brown was sans-a-belt to the max, stopped at the nearest bar, and got plastered.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

cuffs 'n collar

Wearing handcuffs and getting strangled/choked during sex.

Gary couldn't get off without going cuffs 'n collar.

by Moby Doug July 20, 2009

Brazilena

A wax job, a muffless muff or "buff"

Her Brazilena allowed her to wear/the tiniest bikini without unsightly hair.

by Moby Doug April 07, 2009

lipopotamus

(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.

Example 1: The lipopotamus ate a knuckle sandwich during the smashmouth football game.

Example 2: Thanks to a heaping helping of collagen, Meg went from zipperlip to lipopotamus.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

trick rags

A ho's wardrobe. Any clothes a hooker uses to advertise her wares.

Candy's tawdry trick rags....and body... look so '70's. She needs a complete update, but she ain't gonna get it.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010