Moby Doug's definitions

super-sin

Wrongdoing on an epic scale

If Bernie Madoff's 65 billion dollar heist is a super-sin, then Henry Paulson's 700 billion dollar giveaway to his banker buddies is a superduper-sin.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

buff

a muffless muff

A Brazilian waxjob made her muff a buff.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

clamdiggers

Super tight, pubis pinching, lady pants.

Miriam's lady parts were in high relief in her lavender clamdiggers.

by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

megapornucopiatopia

A place and producer of boundless porn.

The San Fernando Valley is the heartland of filth, a true megapornucopiatopia.

by Moby Doug December 25, 2010

agnausea

The inability to puke at the sight or smell of the nauseating.

Vile, agnauseating warthog. You disgust me so much I can't even hurl.

by Moby Doug August 25, 2009