MoFo's definitions

ricer

A cosmetically modified car with stock engine AND Transmission.

A person who drives a car as such. One who tries to impress with swift lane changing and badly timed gear changes

Look at that ricer, what a F**khead

by mofo February 29, 2004

macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

by mofo March 11, 2004

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

Flanker

When you pull your testicles down and rub them on a girl/guys ass hole during sexuakl intercorse.

You gave her the flanker!

by Mofo April 1, 2003

sockpuppet

A person you wipe your jizz on after u jack off, or get jacked off.

Yeah i used that bitch as my sockpuppet!

by mofo April 1, 2003

Tits

Something straight men are attracted to, and like to put syrup on and lick it off.

Me

by mofo April 1, 2003

dilt

when your dick is so same it is not Physically possible for you to wank

mum get me the tweezers

by mofo May 27, 2003