Ges Misérables

Ges Misérables or ges misérables (pronounced ‘Gay Miz-eh-rahb’) is the ‘Gay Misery’ or mournful depression occasionally experienced with gays faced by overwhelming complexity and societal opposition to their lifestyle ‘choice’. Unbeknownst to most heterosexuals, it requires tremendous psychic energy to even roll out of bed and face a world that is often violently hostile to the way a person thinks, speaks, dresses, walks, votes, emotes and makes love.
Julian was reconciled to his lifestyle choice and seldom experienced ges misérables. Julian’s lover James was no so fortunate however, and often knew despondent freefall into the vast royal blue abyss of the Ges Misérables.
by Mo Dixley April 15, 2009
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Denture Capitalism

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.
'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'
by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012
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butt-puppet

I saw this word in a chat room in 2003. There it meant a stealthing chatter secretly carrying out the agenda of another- and generally easily recognized- chatter. I believe in the larger sense it has come to mean a person or figurehead who speaks under the direction of another...as though a child's sock toy with someone's armed jammed up their ass.
Why bother listening to Jack? He's like totally Natalie's butt-puppet.
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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Barbie Belt

The Barbie Belt is the geographic area that encompasses from coastal Southern California all the way east to Phoenix, Arizona. Famed for the world's highest concentration of gorgeous, suntanned babes with delectable round asses and monster sweatermeat, the Barbie Belt is the universally recognized paradise on earth of upmarket gash.
"This is going to be the best roadtrip ever, Dude! Look! I-5 South, gateway to paradise and the Holy Land of the Barbie Belt!"
by Mo Dixley April 28, 2009
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B & BJ

Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.
She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!
by Mo Dixley July 17, 2005
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penis gallery

In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.
It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.
by Mo Dixley September 17, 2005
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Gumby

"Granny's totally got it going on. 'N I'm pretty sure she could pop out 'em teeth and give up that gumby."
by Mo Dixley January 02, 2021
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