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A woman with breasts so outrageously large, she appears to be smuggling pumpkins beneath her blouse.
Jeremy:"Check out the chick in produce, Dude! Total pumpkin smuggler!"
Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"
Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"
by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011
Get the Pumpkin Smuggler mug.An obvious oxymoron, 'geek chic' emerges from oxygen deprived hallucination in which geeks evolve into actual existence as a sort of technocracy radiating the holy aura of cool. You will find no more crushing an argument against geek chic than Bill Gates, who despite being the richest man in the world sports an apparent $5 coiffure and birth control glasses.
"You speak of geek chic, let let he who amongst you has an actual example of it speak now."---- Jesus Christ c 23 A.D.
by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
Get the geek chic mug.Columbine forced public school adminstrators to finally pay due attention to bullying. Investigators cited student body testimony that Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had themselves been the frequent victims of schoolyard stooligans.
by Mo Dixley January 8, 2012
Get the stooligan mug.Bidenomics are voodoo woke, anti-American policies that create high domestic unemployment, scarcity, and hardship. The catchphrase of Bidenomics is, "when Biden goes high, America goes skid row." An example of Bidenomics would be when Biden cripples domestic oil production to "Go Green" and America suffers fuel shortages and skyrocketing fuel costs.
"Thanks to Bidenomics, I'm spending hours in Bataan death march-like gas lines behind Joe Six-Packs in F-150s with 50-gallon tanks and wizards in beat-up cargo vans with a dozen 5-gallon cans."
by Mo Dixley May 13, 2021
Get the Bidenomics mug.I saw this word in a chat room in 2003. There it meant a stealthing chatter secretly carrying out the agenda of another- and generally easily recognized- chatter. I believe in the larger sense it has come to mean a person or figurehead who speaks under the direction of another...as though a child's sock toy with someone's armed jammed up their ass.
by Mo Dixley December 28, 2004
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Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
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Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.
by Mo Dixley February 22, 2010
Get the bacon gliders mug."Fellategate" is the scandal and media circus surrounding New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's alleged solicitation of prostitution. "Fellategate" spins wonderfully off those other notorious Patriots chestnuts "deflategate" and "spygate."
"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."
"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."
"As if spygate and deflategate weren't enough controversy for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, we now have the scandal "fellategate," in which Kraft allegedly solicited one or more instances of fellatio at a Florida massage parlor.
by Mo Dixley February 25, 2019
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