Mo Dixley's definitions

chatatonic

One is said to have become 'chatatonic' after over-exposure to chat and especially chat rooms. In a chatatonic stupor, the mind becomes numb and body parts stiff and sore. Disjointed, surreal posts are noted from chatatonic chatters and unpleasant personality changes are typical.

Chatters were saying that chat_gnat was chatatonic for much of last week. He was in the room for like 4 days straight... slurping espresso on mic and ranting about Democrats, lesbians and the French.

by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

haughty aughties

The Age of Arrogance; the first decade of the 21st Century. The Decade of Sovereign Intransigence.

I came of age in the Haughty Aughties, yet mine was a minor egocentricity and not the towering solipsism of so many of my peers.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.

Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"

by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011

Cunt

A woman with the ethics of a man.

Hillary Clinton is universally regarded as a Cunt.

by Mo Dixley August 25, 2006

weltanschlauung

weltanschlauung  velt-ahn-shlou-oong

–noun

The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.

If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.

by Mo Dixley February 16, 2010

wokeperson

A woke spokeperson. A person who fronts woke causes.

AOC is a wokeperson for undocumented immigrants.

by Mo Dixley May 3, 2023

unrequited narcissism

The deeply sardonic concept in which we find a fatuous, ineffectual and unattractive narcissist.

For obvious reasons, there are few well-known examples of unrequited narcissism.

by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005