dysphemism

The opposite of euphemism- an unfortunate or unpleasant term used where a much nicer one would easily work. Also: disphemism.
Ever notice how Clark is prone to dysphemism? How Clark calls Clarice 'fat' when 'curvy' would work or how he calls Jason a dwarf even though 'short' would be more accurate.
by Mo Dixley October 08, 2005
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beaverstick

The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.
He was said to have wielded a mighty beaverstick in his day.
by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006
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Horacious

Horacious is combination of ho (slapper, skank, etc.) and voracious. Horacious is often used in a sexual context but can be used to describe other vulgar skanky ho characteristics such as tawdry attire, the ‘reverse skunk’ stripe-age shown by skanky bottle blondes, and the more abominable ho gaffes.
Chris:“Yeesh! Bro! Can you believe that! Look at the heinous skank with the outrageous sweatermeat in front of Dude’s casket! She's nonchalantly texting and holding up the line. Pretty much the most horacious thing I’ve seen this year."
by Mo Dixley August 28, 2014
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acute angina

"Not only did she have those spectacular jugulars, she also had acute angina."
by Mo Dixley August 09, 2005
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haughty aughties

The Age of Arrogance; the first decade of the 21st Century. The Decade of Sovereign Intransigence.
I came of age in the Haughty Aughties, yet mine was a minor egocentricity and not the towering solipsism of so many of my peers.
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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neurotrash

Neurotrash are drug-addled losers- especially those who have developed and manifest neurological and behavorial damage from illegal stimulant drugs such as crank and crack cocaine.
"The row of Section 8 duplexes were largely populated by welfare moms, their broods and the inevitable jobless neurotrash boyfriends."
by Mo Dixley October 14, 2006
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Pumpkin Smuggler

A woman with breasts so outrageously large, she appears to be smuggling pumpkins beneath her blouse.
Jeremy:"Check out the chick in produce, Dude! Total pumpkin smuggler!"

Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"
by Mo Dixley August 24, 2011
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