Definitions by Mliv

Dick schtick 

Ones sticky semen equivalent to Elmers glue

“Dude his dick schtick was all over me”

Dick schtick by Mliv April 18, 2020

Clam lips 

Ones lips after gives a blow job. The lips are dry and chapped and has the taste of salt from the fluids coming out of the male reproductive organ.

“Bitch you got some chapstick? I have clam lips”

Clam lips by Mliv April 18, 2020

Prehistoric Bitch 

1.)One that uses old comebacks to make someone feel shitty about themselves.
2.) millipede or any type of pede

“Becky is such a prehistoric bitch calling me fat like my mom ”
“Becky’s body looks like a prehistoric bitch”

Prehistoric Bitch by Mliv April 18, 2020

Rampster 

a better, less offensive term for a person in a wheelchair

Yes, I’m aware I have no movement in my legs Karen, but calling me dIsAbLeD doesn’t help. I’d prefer rampster.

Rampster by Mliv March 17, 2020

Boobilight 

A light fixture that looks like a tit

“I told my son to stop sucking on the boobilight fixture in the bathroom”

Boobilight by Mliv March 16, 2020

Blart 

Smokin a blunt while you fartin’

Ayeeee I just blarted my dudeeee

Blart by Mliv March 16, 2020

Poop chute 

Another name for anus

I made my girls poop chute WIDE last night ;)

Poop chute by Mliv March 16, 2020