Definitions by Mity J

Jewish Pizza 

The act of eating a pizza then puking it up so your family or friends can eat too.

Dude put away the mop, that's just my Jewish Pizza.

Jewish Pizza by Mity J November 8, 2008

homance 

When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.

Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?

Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.

Billie: For real?

Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.

homance by Mity J October 26, 2006

roflatio 

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.

Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!

roflatio by Mity J October 25, 2006

roflatio 

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.

Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!

roflatio by Mity J October 25, 2006

jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.

Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!

jack hammering by Mity J October 23, 2006

Meat Bracelet 

Another word for vagina.

Girl, your meat bracelet is worn out!

Meat Bracelet by Mity J October 19, 2006

West Virginia Douche

The act of pissing in your cousin while you are fucking her.

Bubba just gave her a West Virginia Douche.

West Virginia Douche by Mity J October 19, 2006