A name for someone who is blonde with a middle part. Loves bagels but can't eat gluten. Most likely Jewish.
by Mitchie.k June 30, 2016
The true definition of a Mitch. Is in love with a girl but hides behind to other girls. Makes fun of everyone and has a small penis. Pretends to be other people cause his life sucks.
Lavell(random name): you can't get girls
Adrian: you can't get a hairline
Caden(random name): your jokes are weak
Adrian: your bench press is weak
Adrian: you can't get a hairline
Caden(random name): your jokes are weak
Adrian: your bench press is weak
by Mitchie.k June 30, 2016