Mitch McSpanklesworth's definitions

carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.

Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!

by Mitch McSpanklesworth October 1, 2006

Tug

The characterisics of a homosexual person in a dog.

A male, gay dog.

The tendency of a male dog to hump another male dog.

"Get that Tug off my dog"

"Everything was fine at the dog park until that Tug showed up"

by Mitch McSpanklesworth April 19, 2006