29 definitions by Misty Dawn
Explosive Ass Syndrome. A condition that usually happens when one is far away from home or a suitable public facility designed for such an explosive event!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!
"Dammit Peggy, every time I eat that dang chili of yours I develop E.A.S., and my ass begins to resemble a cornucopia of propane and propane accessories!"
by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008
Rutpuddles happen when the car-width ruts in the road created by the grinding of studded snow tires fill up with water. Alaska roads are notorious for this driving hazard which can cause a driver to lose control of the vehicle due to hydroplaning.
On my way to work this morning, I hit a deep rutpuddle and lost control of my car; hit a moose, and then slammed into the back of Sarah Palin's Suburban! Damn, she's fine!
by Misty Dawn September 10, 2008
She and I spent the weekend up at the cabin scroggin like crazed rabbits! I splattered so much spoatie from the rafters to the deck that a CSI would think it was a crime scene!
by Misty Dawn July 15, 2008
This presidential election campaign is just a bunch of mishmang!
Do I want Barry "The Anti-Christ" Obama, or another "good old boy" with mishmang for brains? Hmmm, how about lets have them both committed and start all over!
Do I want Barry "The Anti-Christ" Obama, or another "good old boy" with mishmang for brains? Hmmm, how about lets have them both committed and start all over!
by Misty Dawn June 16, 2008
The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008
"That Brianna is one hot goo receptacle! I filled five of her nine holes with my baby batter last night!"
by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008
"Dammit Bobby, if you don't shape up and start acting like a boy instead of a little pissy pants girl, you'll never grow up to be a vendor of propane and propane accessories!"
by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008