Sarah Palin

The hottest woman to ever be named as a Vice Presidential running mate!

Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!

by Misty Dawn August 29, 2008

Fuctard

The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.

Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?

by Misty Dawn September 25, 2008

wombjabber

An abnormally long penis.

Sara: "Why are you walking so funny today, Alyce?"
Alyce: "OMG, That fucking Brian is so damn hot, but his freakishly huge penis is a wombjabber!

by Misty Dawn May 20, 2008

Goo receptacle

Any orifice suitable as a depository for one's man chowder, baby gravy, or spooge.

"That Brianna is one hot goo receptacle! I filled five of her nine holes with my baby batter last night!"

by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008

Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)

Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!

by Misty Dawn August 21, 2008

propane and propane accessories!

What Hank Hill sells to support his family.

"Dammit Bobby, if you don't shape up and start acting like a boy instead of a little pissy pants girl, you'll never grow up to be a vendor of propane and propane accessories!"

by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008

spoatie

Yet another slang term for sperm.

She and I spent the weekend up at the cabin scroggin like crazed rabbits! I splattered so much spoatie from the rafters to the deck that a CSI would think it was a crime scene!

by Misty Dawn July 15, 2008