Explosive Ass Syndrome. A condition that usually happens when one is far away from home or a suitable public facility designed for such an explosive event!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!
"Dammit Peggy, every time I eat that dang chili of yours I develop E.A.S., and my ass begins to resemble a cornucopia of propane and propane accessories!"
by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008
Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
by Misty Dawn May 14, 2008
Irregardless is an illegitimate word, you shitstains! Putting the prefix Ir before the word regardless effectively makes it a double negative; thus the meaning of the word becomes: "without without regard." so instead of the intended meaning, which is without regard, it becomes just the opposite: with regard to!
Irregardless is a non-word that many a tool mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or uneducated writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.
Irregardless is a non-word that many a tool mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or uneducated writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.
"That stupid toolshed of a bartender is always using the non-word irregardless, thinking that he is impressing the ladies with his intelligence! Personally, I think he should just stick to the steroids and shut his pie hole."
by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008
Jackin' (Jak-in)
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks
v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.
v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.
n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.
Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?
by Misty Dawn January 13, 2009
Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008