Mister Miser's definitions

Chighter

A chighter is someone who enters chatrooms to contradict everything you say. Chighters love to fight. Chighters' natural habitats are Chatrooms such as IRC and forums. Chighters might also send menacing e-mails to site admins because they believe something different. Chighters' comebacks are usually really lame like 'Your mom ____'

See Troll and Retarded

* christenM has joined **
<lokai> brok: Dude, I heard that Cr0ken is going on vacation.
<christenM> lokai: your mom is going on vacation with me.
* christenM has left **
<lokai> What a Chighter.

by Mister Miser March 29, 2008

Baseball

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.

Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."

by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

boltfyre

When using a vibrating dildo, there might be a tingling sensation, that's boltfyre! Boltfyre is also vaginal soreness.

"I was playing with my toys and I got a boltfyre!"

"After last night, I got a boltfyre."

by Mister Miser March 25, 2008

They

The person crooks always blame for lieing.

Crooky McCrookface: "They are lieing! I swear!"

by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

pedrobear

Pedrobear is a pedophile you meet, online or off, that can't speak proper English. Pedrobears online can be the grammar nazi's worst nightmare, misspelling and abbreviating every word, no punctuation, a serious lack of grammar. These online grammar nazi's don't even have to be foreign, they can be from your homeland.
Sometimes, they suck so bad at grammar and spelling, you can't decipher what they are saying so you can't tell if they are a pedo phile or not.
See Pedobear, Grammar, Pedophile and Chris Hansen.

Pedrobear: "hi gys. wnt 2 come my hosue? i hav treets and i luv 2 fuck."

by Mister Miser March 25, 2008

You

Someone who is not me.

Mister Miser: "Hey you!"

by Mister Miser March 27, 2008