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Definitions by Mister Miser

"I am the Eggman, They are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus, Koo Koo K'Choo!" Sang John Lennon
Walrus by Mister Miser May 11, 2008
A plagarist's best friend and chatroom sluts' worst nightmares.
<grlegrl> Hork: OMG DO U LIEK CYBER?
<Hork> grlegrl: That is against the site rules oo;
<grlegrl> so?
<grlegrl> lets do it neways
<Hork> Ctrl+C'd and reported
* grlegrl has left {killed: Chatroom Violation} **

Joseph: "Hey Jack, check out this paper I wrote for 3rd hour Social Studies"
* Jack reads paper **
Jack: "Dude, I covered the same topic and when I was researching I went to the Wiki, which you OBVIOUSLY copy and pasted on to this paper!"
Joseph: "Oh noes!"
* God smites Joseph **
Ctrl+C by Mister Miser March 29, 2008

Chighter 

A chighter is someone who enters chatrooms to contradict everything you say. Chighters love to fight. Chighters' natural habitats are Chatrooms such as IRC and forums. Chighters might also send menacing e-mails to site admins because they believe something different. Chighters' comebacks are usually really lame like 'Your mom ____'

See Troll and Retarded
* christenM has joined **
<lokai> brok: Dude, I heard that Cr0ken is going on vacation.
<christenM> lokai: your mom is going on vacation with me.
* christenM has left **
<lokai> What a Chighter.
Chighter by Mister Miser March 29, 2008
The person crooks always blame for lieing.
Crooky McCrookface: "They are lieing! I swear!"
They by Mister Miser March 27, 2008
Hey is for horses, silly.
Hey by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

Baseball 

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
Baseball by Mister Miser March 27, 2008