Definitions by Mister Methane

Marmalade Mussolini 

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.

Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.

Marmalade Mussolini by Mister Methane June 8, 2019

Bryce Harper 

Philadelphia Philthies outfielder who wears Number 3, because he ain't worth Number Two.

Bryce Harper left 2 men on base in the top of the 4th inning when he hit a line drive into the shift

Bryce Harper by Mister Methane June 7, 2019

Philthies

Major League Baseball team from Philadelphia, home of sub-human sports fans.

The last time the Philthies played at Nats Park, one of their Neanderthal fans intentionally vomited onto an 8 year old girl.

Philthies by Mister Methane June 7, 2019

Dunkees

New England based chain of fast food restaurants, known for coffee that tastes like liquid compost.

Why do you pay to get coffee from Dunkees when you could drink sewage for free?

Dunkees by Mister Methane June 7, 2019