Definitions by Mister Ignorant

draw! 

Ok, I will draw then. Watch me!

0_0

Yes, that is a drawing of me. Beat that!

draw! by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

simon cowell 

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

simon cowell by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

non-offensive swears 

See Father Ted

"FECK! FECK! FECK! FECK OFF!" - Father Jack

non-offensive swears by Mister Ignorant March 31, 2004

orange 

The colour UrbanDictionary was but now got changed to a dull dark brown.

:*(

Bring the UrbanDictionary's orange theme!

orange by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

supperman

The fat hungry version of Superman

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No it's Supperman eating King Kong!"

supperman by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

come here ow

Starts with "Come here" and ends with "Ow"

"What starts with come here and ends with ow?"
"What?"
"Come here"
*punch*
"Owww!"

come here ow by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

non-smokers

See Ireland

Their new anti-smoking laws start today.

non-smokers by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004