Definitions by Mister E.
Trench Coats
1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.
2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.
3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.
4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.
3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.
4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.
Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.
Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!
Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.
Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.
Random Guy: Why, officer?
Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?
Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.
Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.
Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.
Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!
Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.
Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.
Random Guy: Why, officer?
Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?
Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.
Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.
Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
Trench Coats by Mister E. February 14, 2004
28 days later
A great zombie flick directed by english director Danny Boyle. A virus is spread throughout England causing people to go into a rage and turn into zombies. In my opinion, better than the shitty "Resident Evil".
Hey dude, you wanna go see "28 Days Later" with me?
Fuck yeah, I heard it was far superior to "Resident Evil".
Fuck yeah, I heard it was far superior to "Resident Evil".
28 days later by Mister E. February 8, 2004
Keira Knightley
A very talented and very hot English actress. Very young (only 18) but looks like she is in her mid-20's/early 30's.
Hey, I just saw "Love Actually" at the theatre.
Well, what'd you think?
It was not bad, but the best part was definitely the luscious actress Keira Knightley.
Well, what'd you think?
It was not bad, but the best part was definitely the luscious actress Keira Knightley.
Keira Knightley by Mister E. February 8, 2004