Mister D's definitions

Cockin it

Hanging out that only applies to males, may involve masturbation.

Jay and Robby were cockin it when jay's mom walked in.

by Mister D November 15, 2004

V-card

A person's virginity

Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.

by Mister D November 1, 2004

pagina

a vagina that has a clitoris resembling the head of a penis

Paginas are strange.

by Mister D October 18, 2004

The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.

Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.

by Mister D November 16, 2004

pee pee place

The unit you use to pee and do the nasty.
Either male or female.

abbreviation: ppp

Guy: Wanna touch my pee pee place?
Girl: Well if you put it that way, i'll do more than touch.

by Mister D October 18, 2004

cock muffin

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead

1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.

by Mister D October 20, 2004