20 definitions by Mister D

wiener pong

When two guys play pong with their wieners

Matt: I get pretty hard when i play wiener pong with rob.
Rob: I told you not to tell anybody!

by Mister D October 19, 2004

pee pee place

The unit you use to pee and do the nasty.
Either male or female.

abbreviation: ppp

Guy: Wanna touch my pee pee place?
Girl: Well if you put it that way, i'll do more than touch.

by Mister D October 18, 2004

Cockin it

Hanging out that only applies to males, may involve masturbation.

Jay and Robby were cockin it when jay's mom walked in.

by Mister D November 15, 2004

The Power Outage Technique

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.

Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

by Mister D December 17, 2004

The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.

Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.

by Mister D November 16, 2004

cock muffin

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead

1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.

by Mister D October 20, 2004