2 definitions by Mister Conjuction
Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.
Lavagans often result in death.
by Mister Conjuction August 30, 2015
A sexual method in which choking and Garfield-play are combined. The corn garfstrangle is a variation in which the couple lays back to back in order to resemble a corncob. Sometimes a third Garfield will enter to eat them like a cartoon eats a corncob.
by Mister Conjuction May 17, 2020