Mister Conjuction's definitions

lavagan

Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.

Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.

by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015

Corncob Garfstrangle

A sexual method in which choking and Garfield-play are combined. The corn garfstrangle is a variation in which the couple lays back to back in order to resemble a corncob. Sometimes a third Garfield will enter to eat them like a cartoon eats a corncob.

My neighbors were doing another Corncob Garfstrangle last night. Kept me up all night!

by Mister Conjuction May 16, 2020