Missile MP el G's definitions

hached

A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.

You see how miserable that guy is? Must be hached.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

erict

Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.

Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

timmooreon

The ability to be considered the biggest jerk in a group of friends, yet still has maintained that group of friends for several decades.

Adam, although a timmooreon, is someone I enjoy spending a few days a year with.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

shitlimp

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.

Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

kuosman

Moniker given to the man who drinks the most during a weekend camping trip.

Dan was the kuosman last weekend. He drank 58 beers.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

gangluff

A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.

Please shave that gangluff off your face, it’s making me sick to my stomach.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

clindened

An act of trickery used when buying a round of shots when the buyer fills his shot glass with water instead of vodka. The bartender is an accomplice, paid off with a big tip.

Chad just clindened his friends again. Do they not realize that after six vodka shots Chad should be drunk, but he’s not.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019