Missile MP el G's definitions

gangluff

A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.

Please shave that gangluff off your face, it’s making me sick to my stomach.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

maro fire

Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.

The maro fire in my pants is driving me crazy. Makes me want to call my ex wife.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

mattyland

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.

That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

shitlimp

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.

Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

timmooreon

The ability to be considered the biggest jerk in a group of friends, yet still has maintained that group of friends for several decades.

Adam, although a timmooreon, is someone I enjoy spending a few days a year with.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

erict

Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.

Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

clindened

An act of trickery used when buying a round of shots when the buyer fills his shot glass with water instead of vodka. The bartender is an accomplice, paid off with a big tip.

Chad just clindened his friends again. Do they not realize that after six vodka shots Chad should be drunk, but he’s not.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019