meidenschnauzer

A large nose on a man with small ankles that, despite having no sense of smell, still enjoys eating large quantities.
Check out the meidenschnauzer on that fat guy devouring the 96 ounce steak.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.
Late again, vanhouten?
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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big dog little kitten

A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.
Mike is taking a walk again. Him and Donna must have done the old big dog little kitten again.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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gangluff

A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.
Please shave that gangluff off your face, it’s making me sick to my stomach.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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mattyland

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.
That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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erict

Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.
Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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shitlimp

When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.
Bill got shitlimped again, and it’s only Tuesday!
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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