A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
The ability to be considered the biggest jerk in a group of friends, yet still has maintained that group of friends for several decades.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019