big dog little kitten

A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.

Mike is taking a walk again. Him and Donna must have done the old big dog little kitten again.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

clindened

An act of trickery used when buying a round of shots when the buyer fills his shot glass with water instead of vodka. The bartender is an accomplice, paid off with a big tip.

Chad just clindened his friends again. Do they not realize that after six vodka shots Chad should be drunk, but he’s not.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

by Missile MP el G February 09, 2019

connorbudd

The lowest hanging testicle.

My connorbudd keeps getting caught in my zipper.

by Missile MP el G February 09, 2019

timmooreon

The ability to be considered the biggest jerk in a group of friends, yet still has maintained that group of friends for several decades.

Adam, although a timmooreon, is someone I enjoy spending a few days a year with.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

erict

Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.

Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

gangluff

A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.

Please shave that gangluff off your face, it’s making me sick to my stomach.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019