Definitions by Missile MP el G

clindened

An act of trickery used when buying a round of shots when the buyer fills his shot glass with water instead of vodka. The bartender is an accomplice, paid off with a big tip.

Chad just clindened his friends again. Do they not realize that after six vodka shots Chad should be drunk, but he’s not.

clindened by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

kuosman 

Moniker given to the man who drinks the most during a weekend camping trip.

Dan was the kuosman last weekend. He drank 58 beers.

kuosman by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

big dog little kitten

A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.

Mike is taking a walk again. Him and Donna must have done the old big dog little kitten again.

big dog little kitten by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

maro fire 

Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.

The maro fire in my pants is driving me crazy. Makes me want to call my ex wife.

maro fire by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

timmooreon

The ability to be considered the biggest jerk in a group of friends, yet still has maintained that group of friends for several decades.

Adam, although a timmooreon, is someone I enjoy spending a few days a year with.

timmooreon by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

connorbudd 

The lowest hanging testicle.

My connorbudd keeps getting caught in my zipper.

connorbudd by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019

vanhouten 

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

vanhouten by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019