vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

by Missile MP el G February 09, 2019

connorbudd

The lowest hanging testicle.

My connorbudd keeps getting caught in my zipper.

by Missile MP el G February 09, 2019

timmooreon

The ability to be considered the biggest jerk in a group of friends, yet still has maintained that group of friends for several decades.

Adam, although a timmooreon, is someone I enjoy spending a few days a year with.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

erict

Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.

Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

maro fire

Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.

The maro fire in my pants is driving me crazy. Makes me want to call my ex wife.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

meidenschnauzer

A large nose on a man with small ankles that, despite having no sense of smell, still enjoys eating large quantities.

Check out the meidenschnauzer on that fat guy devouring the 96 ounce steak.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

gangluff

A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.

Please shave that gangluff off your face, it’s making me sick to my stomach.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019