5 definitions by missMelissaJean

The Express Bus Downtown

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)

"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."

by missMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Flanntastic

When a guy looks ridiculously hot while wearing flannel of any kind.

"Oh my god becky, Did you see Kurt today? He's looking FLANNTASTIC as usual. I can barely contain myself."

by missMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Heaven in my mouth

When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven ( in your mouth of course ).

"Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"

by missMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Beduhduh

A skin tag, or beauty mark that hangs off the skin resembling a punching bag. Derived from the sound the punching bag makes when it's struck. Pronounced: buh-duh-duh.

"His beduhduh grossed me out so much, that I made him get it surgically removed."

by missMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Pole Hogger

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.

"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."

by missMelissaJean October 7, 2009