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Definitions by Misanthropic71

Lawyer Ball 

The proverbial prowess of an attorney. Usually based on number of wins and willingness to take the tough and/or high-profile cases.
Tim Bowles earned his Lawyer Ball many many cases ago.
Lawyer Ball by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008
A real speech impediment that evolved into urban slang so 'speaker' avoids being thought of as a fucking moron.
Shit dog, I keeps it real bra ...ya feel me?
I be dare'n a mutha fucka to even think I ain't from the skreets bra! They's a hard ass teacha for real tho.

Ain't like a Nigga can go down to the liberry and axe OG Monster Cody for a copy of the rules of da game!
skreets by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008

shouldn't've 

A double contraction.

Should Not Have.
Heh, I guess skippy really shouldn't've parked there.
shouldn't've by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008

rice boy 

NOT limited to Asians! In the US, it's mostly white jocks or rednecks who overload their Japanese made (brand, these days) cars with racing\high performance accessories. A good example would be the late 90s Honda Civic with tail fin, racing stripes, neon lights, and 'racing' clutch.
Wow! It's a good thing ole rice boy put a fin on that gocart ...I thought he was about to get airborne! At least it appeared that way in my rear view!
rice boy by Misanthropic71 March 25, 2008
A non-gender-specific (nomrally sober) person who usually arrives at the bar near closing with the primary mission of finding someone drunk enough to have sex with.
I see the barsexual has arrived on cue tonight - picking up Gina (wallowing in her own vomit) - promising her a safe ride home - resulting in sloppy sex leading to much regret and vows of sobriety.
Barsexual by Misanthropic71 March 24, 2008

quick question 

A very decieving word that actually means the question itself will be a lengthy diatribe of mundane subject matter ...not even requiring an answer but more of an editorial.
Keith let me ask you a quick question? What do you think of that blah blah dress blah blah Britney blah blah ...can you actually beleive that blah blah whore blah blah and more blah.

diatribe 

A neverending flow of words, phrases, sentences, and opinions from a speaker whose agenda was crystal clear in the first ten seconds of speech.
Did you hear Rush Limbaugh's diatribe on the war against drugs?

Fucking junkie ass hypocrite!
diatribe by Misanthropic71 March 24, 2008