Windows Vista

The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.
Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."

Bob: "Why?"

Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."

Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."

Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"

Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"

Jon: "Whats that?"

Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."

Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."

Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
by Miryam Websta February 08, 2009
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iPod

Also iPoo. A less advanced and more expensive version of the Creative Labs Nomad Zen Xtra that features a non-removeable battery and less disk space.
Whoa, my iPod battery is dead, man.
by Miryam Websta April 27, 2004
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Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.
Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?
by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004
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wires

Slang for a computer or computer equipment.
Yo, my wires are pimped out!
by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004
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lamborguini

1. A misspelling of lamborghini.
2. Pasta at an expensive Italian restaurant.
30 bucks for pasta? What is it, lamborguini?
by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009
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fick dich

1. The german phrase meaning "fuck you." 2. A smart ass.
Stop being such a fick dich.
by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004
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heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.
I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.
by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004
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