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bust a shaft

To shoot an arrow.
Don't mess with Legolas. He'll bust a shaft in yo' ass.
by Miryam Websta March 26, 2009
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oogly boogly

1. adj. Ugly enough to be scary.
2. n. Someone or something so ugly that the unexpected sight of he/she/it causes brief fright.
She's so oogly boogly she tapped me on the shoulder and I almost shit my pants when I turned around.

Cancel your blind date. I saw her at the bar last night and she's one hell of an oogly boogly.
by Miryam Websta February 8, 2009
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shibbity blibbits

also shibbity blibbitz. interj. Used in exclamation as a euphemism for shit, usually when one is about to say shit but realizes that someone is standing there that would not approve. From shit + jiminy cricket + blibbit (see links for more info).
I'd better be careful or I'm going to hit my hand with this ham— oh sh—shibbity blibbits! Bring me some ice, grandma.
by Miryam Websta February 8, 2009
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Windows Vista

The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.
Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."

Bob: "Why?"

Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."

Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."

Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"

Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"

Jon: "Whats that?"

Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."

Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."

Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
by Miryam Websta February 8, 2009
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lamborguini

1. A misspelling of lamborghini.
2. Pasta at an expensive Italian restaurant.
30 bucks for pasta? What is it, lamborguini?
by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009
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assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).
Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!
by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009
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Canibus Central

n. 1. A site (www.canibus-central.com) that contains a forums overrun with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. Total gayness.

v. centralled, centralling, centrals. 1. To overrun an internet forums with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. To be totally gay. 3. To run a site by banning the people you don't like and allowing the ones you do to wreak unlimited havoc.
That gay bar at the end of the street is so canibus central.

Stop being canibus central.

Those guys holding hands are a couple of canibus centrals.

John canibus centralled my website.
by Miryam Websta February 6, 2005
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