Ecin

n. 1. The word nice spelled backwards, the antithesis of nice (see), not nice. 2. Someone who uses computer peripherals to masturbate. 3. also Ecin One. Slang for asshole. 4. An amateur hacker who has a pocket pussy built into one of his 5.25" drive bays.

v. ecin, ecinning, ecinned. To copulate with a computer.

You think he's nice? He's Ecin!

Yo, I think that dude ecinned his laptop cause there's jizz stains on the screen.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

fick dich

1. The german phrase meaning "fuck you." 2. A smart ass.

Stop being such a fick dich.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

iPod

Also iPoo. A less advanced and more expensive version of the Creative Labs Nomad Zen Xtra that features a non-removeable battery and less disk space.

Whoa, my iPod battery is dead, man.

by Miryam Websta April 28, 2004

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 12, 2009

bust a shaft

To shoot an arrow.

Don't mess with Legolas. He'll bust a shaft in yo' ass.

by Miryam Websta March 26, 2009