Definitions by Miquelito6233

Poor Man’s Bidet 

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

Poor Man’s Bidet by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

NOG

This is an acronym for 'nose out guy' or 'nose out gal'. It applies to the person who wears their face mask on their mouth only- below their nose. This makes the NOG's nose impossible to not look at.

Look at this NOG blasting nose moisture all over!

NOG by Miquelito6233 September 27, 2020

nwa10fp 

This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.

When I asked my wife if she would clip my toenails, she responded, "NWA10FP!"

nwa10fp by Miquelito6233 April 23, 2020

haunch wagon 

Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.

I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.

haunch wagon by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020

Devil’s echo 

The sound emitted when you fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

As I sat on the commode, I uncorked a tremendous devil’s echo just prior to dropping a deuce.

Devil’s echo by Miquelito6233 December 29, 2019