Disingenuflect

This is when you kneel at church but you don’t really mean it.

The priest kept an eye out for disingenuflections among his parishioners.

by Miquelito6233 December 19, 2024

Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 09, 2023

Ass Neck

The neck of one’s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders

The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.

by Miquelito6233 February 05, 2024

Devil’s echo

The sound emitted when you fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

As I sat on the commode, I uncorked a tremendous devil’s echo just prior to dropping a deuce.

by Miquelito6233 December 29, 2019

NOG

This is an acronym for 'nose out guy' or 'nose out gal'. It applies to the person who wears their face mask on their mouth only- below their nose. This makes the NOG's nose impossible to not look at.

Look at this NOG blasting nose moisture all over!

by Miquelito6233 September 28, 2020