Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023

NOG

This is an acronym for 'nose out guy' or 'nose out gal'. It applies to the person who wears their face mask on their mouth only- below their nose. This makes the NOG's nose impossible to not look at.

Look at this NOG blasting nose moisture all over!

by Miquelito6233 September 27, 2020

Ass Neck

The neck of one’s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders

The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.

by Miquelito6233 February 05, 2024

haunch wagon

Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.

I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.

by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020

Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023