Miquelito6233's definitions

Ass Neck

The neck of one’s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders

The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

nwa10fp

This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.

When I asked my wife if she would clip my toenails, she responded, "NWA10FP!"

by Miquelito6233 April 23, 2020

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Barkolepsy

Canine narcolepsy.

Once seated, my dog falls asleep immediately because she suffers from barkolepsy.

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024