Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Minger Magnet

scurf

Large clumps of matted dandruff usually found in pikey folk.

You're not sleeping in my bed with all that pikey scurf you cunt!

scurf by minger magnet April 19, 2003

An abnormally hairy snatch

Hey bitch, shave that fuckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!

To expel chunky vomit in many directions at once. Often practiced just before reaching the pan.

She stood aghast as after 15 pitns he sprung forward and blew chunks over her tits

gay slang for anus. An anal locker full of chutney.

come and stick your cock right up my chutney locker!!

A fat dykey bird who looks like she is from or should be in, prisoner cell block H.

Here comes that fuckin fat prisoner bird Sharon Rennie!!