MinecraftBloke123's definitions

far king hell

Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.

What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 22, 2023

Port

Port Macquarie, a city in New South Wales with just over 50,000 people last time I looked. Middle-class, conservative (Liberal-National Coalition), full of retirees and holidayers. Expensive for a regional city though. Located in the Hastings Region of the Mid North Coast.

Port is where you’ll find the Billabong Zoo and the Breakwall amongst other things.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 31, 2023

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!

by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

Liberal Party

A good party in Australia that is centre-right and liberal conservative.

Guy 1: Who are you voting for?
Guy 2: I'm voting for the Liberal Party like usual. They are a good party unlike the Labor Party or the Greens.

by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

National Party

The Nationals. A centre-right, liberal conservative party in Australia that truly represents regional and rural Australia. Forms the Coalition with the Liberal Party.

The National Party dominates in regional and rural Australia, because the regional and rural people are true Aussie legends/battlers. The inner-city is full of woke lefty Labor/Greens wankers.

by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

Dan Andrews

1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.

Did you do the Dan Andrews in your apartment?

by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

Steve

Minecraft Steve.

Guy 1: Do you use the default skins like a noob (Steve and Alex) or did you have a different epic one like a pro?
Guy 2: Yeah mate, I got my own and it's fucking amazing. Steve is cool though, but not as a skin just for memes.

by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023