Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
Get the Frying Nemomug. pile-o-tricks — How the word “politics” is said in Black Barber Shops in major metropolitan urban centers. The use of this word recognizes the “Charlie Brown” reality that “Lucy will move the American ball” whenever any minority group makes progress.
*** More women, and minorities in college: change the admission rules — pile-o-tricks!!!!!
*** More women in the workforce and not at home: change the abortion laws — pile-o-tricks!!!!!!
*** More minority voting: gerrymandering —pile-o-tricks!!!!!!!!!
*** Develop a work skill: the fine fine print of your contract has a non-competition clause. You can’t do the same job in 200 mile radius of your place of employment for more money — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!
*** Too many immigrants: ignore the poem Emma Lazarus poem: New Colossus on the Statue of Liberty — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!
*** White Domestic Terrorism: Boys will be boys —PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!
It’s almost certain that no matter which side of the “football” you’re on; you can come up with your own examples. Just say the quiet part out loud!
The Charlie Brown analogy is based on the theory that Charlie Brown is a high-yellow Black child with Alopecia Areata — remember, we never see any of the parents in any Peanuts comics or cartoons. Prove me wrong.
Do the research!!!!!
And remember: “Grit your teeth Charlie Brown; lace up your shoes; screw up your determination; and, GRIT YOUR TEETH!!!!! Kick that ball Charlie Brown…KICK THAT BALL!!!!!!!!
*** More women, and minorities in college: change the admission rules — pile-o-tricks!!!!!
*** More women in the workforce and not at home: change the abortion laws — pile-o-tricks!!!!!!
*** More minority voting: gerrymandering —pile-o-tricks!!!!!!!!!
*** Develop a work skill: the fine fine print of your contract has a non-competition clause. You can’t do the same job in 200 mile radius of your place of employment for more money — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!
*** Too many immigrants: ignore the poem Emma Lazarus poem: New Colossus on the Statue of Liberty — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!
*** White Domestic Terrorism: Boys will be boys —PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!
It’s almost certain that no matter which side of the “football” you’re on; you can come up with your own examples. Just say the quiet part out loud!
The Charlie Brown analogy is based on the theory that Charlie Brown is a high-yellow Black child with Alopecia Areata — remember, we never see any of the parents in any Peanuts comics or cartoons. Prove me wrong.
Do the research!!!!!
And remember: “Grit your teeth Charlie Brown; lace up your shoes; screw up your determination; and, GRIT YOUR TEETH!!!!! Kick that ball Charlie Brown…KICK THAT BALL!!!!!!!!
It’s all pile-o-tricks and lawyers man! I found a tech job just like mine making twice as much money. Aced the interview and the test only to find out that my company has me under a non-competition contract; and, I can’t be hired by another company. They called where I worked and I got fired because they found out I was looking for a job. Pile-o-tricks, man…PILE-O-TRICKS.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 12, 2023
Get the pile-o-tricksmug. Bottom Gun: The opposite of Top Gun.
A pilot who flies a simple mission and fucks it up so badly that he almost kills himself while starting an international incident.
An example of this occurred on Tuesday March 14th 2023 when a Russian Su-27 fighter jet releases fuel as it approaches the rear of a U.S. Air Force MQ-9 drone in what the Pentagon says was "an unsafe and unprofessional intercept" over the Black Sea.
Analysis of the film footage of the incident showed such inept flying that analysts started calling the pilot “Bottom Gun” — essentially meaning that he would never be represented as a hero in a Tom Cruise Top Gun Movie.
Even though the actions of this pilot caused him to receive a medal; his “heroic efforts” also convinced NATO Allie’s to begin sending fighter jets to Ukraine.
It’s a lovely war.
A pilot who flies a simple mission and fucks it up so badly that he almost kills himself while starting an international incident.
An example of this occurred on Tuesday March 14th 2023 when a Russian Su-27 fighter jet releases fuel as it approaches the rear of a U.S. Air Force MQ-9 drone in what the Pentagon says was "an unsafe and unprofessional intercept" over the Black Sea.
Analysis of the film footage of the incident showed such inept flying that analysts started calling the pilot “Bottom Gun” — essentially meaning that he would never be represented as a hero in a Tom Cruise Top Gun Movie.
Even though the actions of this pilot caused him to receive a medal; his “heroic efforts” also convinced NATO Allie’s to begin sending fighter jets to Ukraine.
It’s a lovely war.
That Russian pilot who flew the mission against our drone was Bottom Gun; what a fuck up — he’s lucky to be alive after that. He’s lucky that Drones don’t shoot back.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 20, 2023
Get the Bottom Gunmug. Sankofa viewing — Sankofa is an African word from the Akan tribe in Ghana. The literal translation of the word and it associated symbol is “it is not taboo to fetch what is at risk of being left behind.”
In contemporary parlance a Sankofa viewing is going back and watching to prior episodes of a series that you are bingeing to both refresh your memory and to see if the series is well written.
By tracing the backstories of the major characters you will easily be able to tell if the story arcs are well planned; or, if a group of writers are just throwing some third act plot twist shite against a wall to see if it will stick!!!!!
For practicing this art I DO NOT RECOMMEND THE WALKING DEAD OR ANY OF ITS CLONES because you will be terribly disappointed by the writing and a group of writers were throwing a lot of third act plot twist shite against the wall to see if it would stick!!!!!!!
The Sopranos, on the other hand, will not disappoint and rewards rewatching, They were telling you where it was going from episode one.
Amazingly, when you get good at this with binge watching visual mediums, it may be useful to read a book or two. Most good books reward a Sankofa Reading. After all, isn’t that why writing was invented?
But, ya gotta start somewhere.
In contemporary parlance a Sankofa viewing is going back and watching to prior episodes of a series that you are bingeing to both refresh your memory and to see if the series is well written.
By tracing the backstories of the major characters you will easily be able to tell if the story arcs are well planned; or, if a group of writers are just throwing some third act plot twist shite against a wall to see if it will stick!!!!!
For practicing this art I DO NOT RECOMMEND THE WALKING DEAD OR ANY OF ITS CLONES because you will be terribly disappointed by the writing and a group of writers were throwing a lot of third act plot twist shite against the wall to see if it would stick!!!!!!!
The Sopranos, on the other hand, will not disappoint and rewards rewatching, They were telling you where it was going from episode one.
Amazingly, when you get good at this with binge watching visual mediums, it may be useful to read a book or two. Most good books reward a Sankofa Reading. After all, isn’t that why writing was invented?
But, ya gotta start somewhere.
A new season of What We Do in the Shadows is about to start; let’s do a Sankofa viewing of the series and the movie so that we can catch all of the details and the subtleties.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 28, 2023
Get the Sankofa viewingmug. Hair style adopted by Black Valyrians after meeting the people of Naath — an Island in the Summer Seas located off the coast of Sothoryos.
Naath and the culture of Sothoryos can be paralleled to the similarities between India to Srī Lanka.
The peaceful and festive Naath saw the ships and the Black crewmen in their harbors and greeted them like kings from their legends by honorifically adorning their hair with oils and shells as a greeting.
The resulting hairstyle was the prototypical Valyrianlocks.
It is said: The Seven Gods created man; but, the Black Valyrians created style. After they left The Summer Isles, the y continued to wear their hair in locks.
The Naath were intrigued by the hair color and length of Valyrian hair — although the texture was the same. Valyrians were intrigued by the skin color they shared with the Naath. It is reasonably believed that there is an untold story about their connection.
In addition to giving the Valyrians honorific hairstyles, the Naath also gave the Black Valyrians both smokable and edible herbs that expanded consciousness and caused visions. They also gave them the lavender dye that became foundational to their flags and royal clothing.
Lavender was a signifier of how far and how widely the Valyrians had traveled and traded as a sea fairing people.
Naath and the culture of Sothoryos can be paralleled to the similarities between India to Srī Lanka.
The peaceful and festive Naath saw the ships and the Black crewmen in their harbors and greeted them like kings from their legends by honorifically adorning their hair with oils and shells as a greeting.
The resulting hairstyle was the prototypical Valyrianlocks.
It is said: The Seven Gods created man; but, the Black Valyrians created style. After they left The Summer Isles, the y continued to wear their hair in locks.
The Naath were intrigued by the hair color and length of Valyrian hair — although the texture was the same. Valyrians were intrigued by the skin color they shared with the Naath. It is reasonably believed that there is an untold story about their connection.
In addition to giving the Valyrians honorific hairstyles, the Naath also gave the Black Valyrians both smokable and edible herbs that expanded consciousness and caused visions. They also gave them the lavender dye that became foundational to their flags and royal clothing.
Lavender was a signifier of how far and how widely the Valyrians had traveled and traded as a sea fairing people.
Valyrianlocks are worn to signify royal blood, a connection to the ancestors, and to facilitate communion with higher levels of consciousness. The can be compared to the dreadlocks of our world.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 03, 2022
Get the Valyrianlocksmug. “A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.
“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”
ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.
ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023
Get the a rainbow shot out of my dickmug. A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.
You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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