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Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 1, 2023
Get the Adiós George Santos mug.impropaganda — A portmanteau using the words improper + propaganda.
Some might make the argument that this combination of words is not a “by Hoyle” portmanteau.
Impropaganda describe the arguments and apologia used to protect MAGA followers from the brutal reality of the mounting evidence against their god and savior Mango Mussolini.
Even when confronted by Trump’s actual words confessing the illegality of his actions, there is an insistence that he is playing three dimensional chess and winning. (Wasn’t that Charlie Sheen’s tagline? Hummmmm…)
Impropaganda can also be followed up with a rapid pivot: “WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON; AND WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!!!!!” Neither of whom is running for President; and, both of which have paid the price for their digital folly.
As of June 27th 2023 Trump’s popularity continues to grow according to polls in spite of all of the charges he is catching. For those who deny the “Back Pack of White Privilege” look no further than Dolt 45, the Malt Liquor of Presidents, who is carrying the American Tourister Deluxe Luggage Set of White Privilage.
MAGA is going through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.
Right now we are in the Denial/Anger stage which is where the “impropaganda” comes in.
May this Urban Dictionary entry age well. I would really hate for Trump to win and have to eat these words.
Some might make the argument that this combination of words is not a “by Hoyle” portmanteau.
Impropaganda describe the arguments and apologia used to protect MAGA followers from the brutal reality of the mounting evidence against their god and savior Mango Mussolini.
Even when confronted by Trump’s actual words confessing the illegality of his actions, there is an insistence that he is playing three dimensional chess and winning. (Wasn’t that Charlie Sheen’s tagline? Hummmmm…)
Impropaganda can also be followed up with a rapid pivot: “WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON; AND WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!!!!!” Neither of whom is running for President; and, both of which have paid the price for their digital folly.
As of June 27th 2023 Trump’s popularity continues to grow according to polls in spite of all of the charges he is catching. For those who deny the “Back Pack of White Privilege” look no further than Dolt 45, the Malt Liquor of Presidents, who is carrying the American Tourister Deluxe Luggage Set of White Privilage.
MAGA is going through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.
Right now we are in the Denial/Anger stage which is where the “impropaganda” comes in.
May this Urban Dictionary entry age well. I would really hate for Trump to win and have to eat these words.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 27, 2023
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In some ancient and old cultures, these people are considered holy people, because of their absolute neutrality, towards the world and others; and, because they don’t experience the world through a filter of their own desires.
In contemporary cultures, these people are seen to have a pathology because for most people, it is unimaginable to look at the world and others, through any other screen, except the screen of acquisitiveness.
In some ancient and old cultures, these people are considered holy people, because of their absolute neutrality, towards the world and others; and, because they don’t experience the world through a filter of their own desires.
In contemporary cultures, these people are seen to have a pathology because for most people, it is unimaginable to look at the world and others, through any other screen, except the screen of acquisitiveness.
Your eyes may shine; your teeth may grit; but, none of that pussy shall you get: that woman is an ACE!!!!! an ace
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 11, 2023
Get the ACE mug.Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
Get the Happy Birthday, Donnie! mug.Ron DeSantis A.K.A. The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; and The Great White Nope has to be the most awkward political candidate on the planet!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023
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This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.
The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,
fellow gang members inside and outside
faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.
These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.
The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.
This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.
The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,
fellow gang members inside and outside
faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.
These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.
The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.
I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
Get the The Four “F’s” mug.Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove — a statement that can be taken figuratively, literally and symbolically that teaches the lesson that sometimes simplicity is profundity.
Used symbolically or metaphorically it can apply to people who let Tantric Sex get in the way of good fucking. Never let the “lyrics” get in the way of the “groove”.
Used literally it can refer to a lesson learned by Allee Willis when she co-wrote the song September with Maurice White.
White insisted on using the filler lyric “Ba-dee-ya” in the context of the finished song; and Allee Willis strongly disagreed with this choice and asked:
“What the fuck does “Ba-dee-ya” mean?”
To which Maurice White replied:
“What The fuck does it matter. Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove.”
The song was a smash hit.
Figuratively it can be used to mean “less is more”.
Teenager learning to cook doing waaaaaaaay too much:
I’m gonna make a gourmet hamburger with sausage and beef topped with goat cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, mustard, Ketchup, and Vidalia onion.
Friend hungry and ready to eat now:
DUDE! Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove!!!! Just make us a couple of burgers.
Used symbolically or metaphorically it can apply to people who let Tantric Sex get in the way of good fucking. Never let the “lyrics” get in the way of the “groove”.
Used literally it can refer to a lesson learned by Allee Willis when she co-wrote the song September with Maurice White.
White insisted on using the filler lyric “Ba-dee-ya” in the context of the finished song; and Allee Willis strongly disagreed with this choice and asked:
“What the fuck does “Ba-dee-ya” mean?”
To which Maurice White replied:
“What The fuck does it matter. Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove.”
The song was a smash hit.
Figuratively it can be used to mean “less is more”.
Teenager learning to cook doing waaaaaaaay too much:
I’m gonna make a gourmet hamburger with sausage and beef topped with goat cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, mustard, Ketchup, and Vidalia onion.
Friend hungry and ready to eat now:
DUDE! Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove!!!! Just make us a couple of burgers.
Husband:
First we are going to do eye gazing; then we are going to give each other oil massages. After that we are going to place our right hands on each other’s hearts while chanting a pleasure mantra. Next, we are going to…
Wife interrupts:
Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove.
First we are going to do eye gazing; then we are going to give each other oil massages. After that we are going to place our right hands on each other’s hearts while chanting a pleasure mantra. Next, we are going to…
Wife interrupts:
Never let the lyrics get in the way of the groove.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 21, 2023
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