Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
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A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:
“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”
“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”
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Get the He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! mug.Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.
The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.
For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!
George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
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Some might make the argument that this combination of words is not a “by Hoyle” portmanteau.
Impropaganda describe the arguments and apologia used to protect MAGA followers from the brutal reality of the mounting evidence against their god and savior Mango Mussolini.
Even when confronted by Trump’s actual words confessing the illegality of his actions, there is an insistence that he is playing three dimensional chess and winning. (Wasn’t that Charlie Sheen’s tagline? Hummmmm…)
Impropaganda can also be followed up with a rapid pivot: “WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON; AND WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!!!!!” Neither of whom is running for President; and, both of which have paid the price for their digital folly.
As of June 27th 2023 Trump’s popularity continues to grow according to polls in spite of all of the charges he is catching. For those who deny the “Back Pack of White Privilege” look no further than Dolt 45, the Malt Liquor of Presidents, who is carrying the American Tourister Deluxe Luggage Set of White Privilage.
MAGA is going through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.
Right now we are in the Denial/Anger stage which is where the “impropaganda” comes in.
May this Urban Dictionary entry age well. I would really hate for Trump to win and have to eat these words.
Some might make the argument that this combination of words is not a “by Hoyle” portmanteau.
Impropaganda describe the arguments and apologia used to protect MAGA followers from the brutal reality of the mounting evidence against their god and savior Mango Mussolini.
Even when confronted by Trump’s actual words confessing the illegality of his actions, there is an insistence that he is playing three dimensional chess and winning. (Wasn’t that Charlie Sheen’s tagline? Hummmmm…)
Impropaganda can also be followed up with a rapid pivot: “WHAT ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON; AND WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP!!!!!!!!” Neither of whom is running for President; and, both of which have paid the price for their digital folly.
As of June 27th 2023 Trump’s popularity continues to grow according to polls in spite of all of the charges he is catching. For those who deny the “Back Pack of White Privilege” look no further than Dolt 45, the Malt Liquor of Presidents, who is carrying the American Tourister Deluxe Luggage Set of White Privilage.
MAGA is going through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance.
Right now we are in the Denial/Anger stage which is where the “impropaganda” comes in.
May this Urban Dictionary entry age well. I would really hate for Trump to win and have to eat these words.
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Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.
This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.
Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.
Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
Another version of this saying is “If you don’t have a seat at the table; then you are on the menu.” Meaning: there are a lot of people who are going to get rights, privileges, and tax cuts at the expense of front line workers and people living on the margins.
This is most easily seen in areas where both gerrymandering and redistricting are used to disenfranchise minority voters.
Another area where this is seen is in the backlash against a woman’s right to choose. As of September 9th 2023, the young women coming of age in my family have fewer reproductive and healthcare options than did the generation that crossed into womanhood ahead of them.
Representation Matters and if you don’t have a seat at the table you are on the menu; indeed, if you don’t have a seat at the table you ARE the menu!
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First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
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One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.
Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.
This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.
It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.
Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.
This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.
It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
Amazon just replaced thousands of individual human employees with computer automation and scanners; but, This is business; not personal.
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