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Rudy Ghouliani — as in WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS MAN? He was America’s Mayor on 9/11.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
Under the influence of Donald “Orange Dracula” Trump, Rudy Giuliani became Rudy Ghouliani — a fly eating; pardon selling thrall enslaved by his spray tanned master.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 16, 2023
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Though largely belonging to the religions of the book, African American Black culture, low key, accepts reincarnation as a metaphysical possibility.
Young boys who carry themselves in this way are given nicknames like “Half Man”.
They are also called Li’l + (a name). So there will be a Big Mike and a Li’l Mike, for example.
Most little boys named Michael are bad; and, little boys who attract bad boy names HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN HERE BEFORE.
People who fulfill this definition are charismatic and have a lifetime of adventures.
Interestingly, this behavior is encouraged in boys; but, not in girls which leads to predictably bad outcomes in both situations.
In the disco era, a song called: There but for the Grace of Gods described the birth of “…a little girl with a crooked smile” who does not come to a good end because she is smothered by overprotection.
The opposite of this is adventurous boys who end up at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Surviving these adventures whether you are a man or a woman earns you the moniker “Old Head” meaning: not only have you seen a lot; but you have lived to tell about it.
And maybe people should both listen to and learn from your experiences.
Though largely belonging to the religions of the book, African American Black culture, low key, accepts reincarnation as a metaphysical possibility.
Young boys who carry themselves in this way are given nicknames like “Half Man”.
They are also called Li’l + (a name). So there will be a Big Mike and a Li’l Mike, for example.
Most little boys named Michael are bad; and, little boys who attract bad boy names HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN HERE BEFORE.
People who fulfill this definition are charismatic and have a lifetime of adventures.
Interestingly, this behavior is encouraged in boys; but, not in girls which leads to predictably bad outcomes in both situations.
In the disco era, a song called: There but for the Grace of Gods described the birth of “…a little girl with a crooked smile” who does not come to a good end because she is smothered by overprotection.
The opposite of this is adventurous boys who end up at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Surviving these adventures whether you are a man or a woman earns you the moniker “Old Head” meaning: not only have you seen a lot; but you have lived to tell about it.
And maybe people should both listen to and learn from your experiences.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023
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by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 7, 2023
Get the Jane Crow mug.The articulation of a fantasy; or, the practicing of an act that is waaaaaaaaaaaay to descriptive to have just spontaneously arisen in the mind of the articulator or the performer.
And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.
Verbatim.
AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.
Verbatim.
AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
1) Her:
Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?
Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!
2) Friend #1
When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?
Friend #2
Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.
Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.
Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!
Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?
Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!
2) Friend #1
When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?
Friend #2
Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.
Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.
Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 29, 2022
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First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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When it comes to the Republican Party in the 2024 Election, America has to have The Audacity of Nope!!!!
When it comes to the Republican Party in the 2024 Election, America has to have The Audacity of Nope!!!!
If Barak Obama’s book was called The Audacity of Hope; then, the Ron DeSantis book should be called The Audacity of Nope!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
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