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The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.
It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.
If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.
It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.
Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.
Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.
Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:
If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!
We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.
It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022
Get the funeral drinking game mug.I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023
Get the I’d give my left nut to… mug.“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Get the I am way past facing reality! mug.The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.
The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.
GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023
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This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.
But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.
The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.
Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.
This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.
But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.
The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.
Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.
Man! I’ve been out for a minute but I still like to eat me a Zoo Pie now that I’m home. It’s one of the best memories of being inside. Everybody can’t make themselves a Zoo Pie. You have to have commissary to eat them joints!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
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Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame
but if he had your vote
Well — it could be your fault.
Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame
but if he had your vote
Well — it could be your fault.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 3, 2023
Get the MAGA-ritaville mug.Egoism strictly defined is the habit of valuing everything only in reference to one's personal interest. It’s a kind of selfishness and it’s opposite is altruism.
Metaegoism takes this a step further and finds a way to enshrine one’s egoism thus formalizing it. A good example of this would be to get your Urban Dictionary contributor’s name as an Urban Dictionary entry.
Jus sayin’.
Metaegoism takes this a step further and finds a way to enshrine one’s egoism thus formalizing it. A good example of this would be to get your Urban Dictionary contributor’s name as an Urban Dictionary entry.
Jus sayin’.
In an act of total metaegoism, Mindhunter the Profiler added his Urban Dictionary contributor’s name to the Urban Dictionary. That’s some meta fo’ yo’ ass!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022
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