Mindhunter Profiler
Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 14, 2022
“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.
“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”
ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.
ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023
…in that good way! — An expression used by the character William Knifeman in the ground breaking series Reservation Dogs.
This series was to First Nation Native Americans in the 2020’s what Roots was to Black Americans in The 1970’s in terms of stellar prime time representation of a major ethnic cast with a positive representation of cultural love; and cultural self-awareness,
A sprit, William Knifeman would appear riding a horse. He is a trickster figure who asks more questions then offering answers; and, he is inevitably at turns both hilarious and heartbreaking.
He once blessed a Sonic tater tot by asking it to protect and nourish the body of the character that was eating it and to help with cholesterol …in that good way.
A most infectious saying!!!!!
This series is perfect for a Sankofa viewing and is best watched in a circle. One you finish all four seasons of Reservation Dogs, immediately watch it again as though you were reading Finnigans Wake.
The story of a people never ends, it continues in a cycle…in that good way.
And representation matters!
Mvto!!!!!
This series was to First Nation Native Americans in the 2020’s what Roots was to Black Americans in The 1970’s in terms of stellar prime time representation of a major ethnic cast with a positive representation of cultural love; and cultural self-awareness,
A sprit, William Knifeman would appear riding a horse. He is a trickster figure who asks more questions then offering answers; and, he is inevitably at turns both hilarious and heartbreaking.
He once blessed a Sonic tater tot by asking it to protect and nourish the body of the character that was eating it and to help with cholesterol …in that good way.
A most infectious saying!!!!!
This series is perfect for a Sankofa viewing and is best watched in a circle. One you finish all four seasons of Reservation Dogs, immediately watch it again as though you were reading Finnigans Wake.
The story of a people never ends, it continues in a cycle…in that good way.
And representation matters!
Mvto!!!!!
You can’t hold in your joy or your pain. You have to offer them both into the circle of your people — all of your relations…in that good way! Then the circle can never be broken. Aho!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
The Great American Pastime — Formerly Baseball — but now Gun violence must be Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. It is not limited by seasons like baseball, soccer, hockey, football, basketball, or lacrosse; and is one ot the only pastimes that can be easily played year round!
Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.
And you can only lose this game once.
Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!
Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult rules to learn. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans! And we love this pastime so much that it has spontaneously erupted in grocery stores, places of worship, homes, and schools. In fact so little equipment is required for this pastime that it is no exaggeration to say that you never know when people are going to start playing. No body actually yells “SLAP LEATHER” like in the movies.
And you can only lose this game once.
Lock an load America; and, let’s all play!
Gun violence must be The Great American Pastime because it’s played almost daily, and especially on weekends — adding a new shade of meaning to the term “weekend warrior”. Even children can play; it can be played anywhere; and there are no difficult to learn rules. No other country in the world plays this game as good as Americans!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 01, 2023
A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 29, 2021
A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 29, 2021