It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.
Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.
The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.
The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?
Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)
Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)
Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
Get the It’s only weird if you make it weird mug.You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.
Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:
“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
Get the You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! mug.It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.
No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.
No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.
…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? mug.Solon was was an ancient philosopher from Athens who is credited for the primordial ideas the gave rise to contemporary democracy.
Attaching the name of the ancient Athenian democratic reformer Solon to the word “psycho” is an ironic usage to point to the latest trend in American democracy where extreme and unprepared citizens can be elected to public office with disastrous results.
Attaching the name of the ancient Athenian democratic reformer Solon to the word “psycho” is an ironic usage to point to the latest trend in American democracy where extreme and unprepared citizens can be elected to public office with disastrous results.
I’m torn about Psycho-Solon Lauren Bobert. I can’t stand her ideas or public persona; BUT, SHE LOOKS GOOD IN TIGHT BLACK JEANS AND PUMPS!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 29, 2021
Get the Psycho-Solon mug.It was a different time is the most typical American excuse to explain how we treated each other in the past; as well as, the greatest argument for revamped American educational paradigms. We can’t change what we don’t understand; and we can’t understand if we don’t learn.
During the idealistic late 1960’s and early 1970’s it was thought that teaching people a more inclusive version of history would strengthen America and help her to live up to her promise — it was a different time.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023
Get the It was a different time. mug.This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!
The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:
*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.
Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.
Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.
The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:
*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.
Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.
Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.
1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
Get the I can fix her/him/them mug.Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.
Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!
How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????
This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.
If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?
If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.
“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.
This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.
Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.
Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.
You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!
How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????
This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.
If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?
If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.
“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.
This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.
Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!
Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.
Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.
You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:
You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.
You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 19, 2023
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