Milo's definitions

L

The most annoying subway in New York City. It gets you from Brooklyn to lower Manhattan very quickly, but frequently stops running, due to the MTA’s attempts to automate the train and give good, American jobs to soulless robots that will ultimately turn on us.

Yeah, I’d love to go to your party but I can’t get anywhere because the fucking L isn’t running.

by Milo August 3, 2004

crapbag

a bag of crap

person 1: oh look! a crapbag!
person 2: wow! how cool! i bagsy it!
person 1: aw...maaaaaan...i wanted it!

by milo May 14, 2004

C2-7B

1)used to refer to any place whose inhabitants are far too preoccupied with drinking, politics and literature and have allowed their living space to sink into a condition of extreme filth and squalor
2) room with a poorly patched hole in the wall.

1)you idiots should do the dishes and stop drinking rhinegold and yelling about John Kerry, otherwise this place will turn into a C2-7B
2)I wouldn't lean on that wall if I were you; this place is a C2-7B

by Milo July 26, 2004

GORPING

Spreadin an ass and licking the rim of the gaping hole

I was gorping that chick lastnight

by Milo January 2, 2003

bavel

Not quite a bagel, the "filling in" of the hole by surrounding bread produces a navel.

Bavels are uglier than bagels.

by Milo March 20, 2004

Twenty-pound baby

verb:

to give someone/something a twenty-pound baby , to give them/it an extremely wide berth; to avoid

That bird over there is a dog, I'll be giving her a 20 pound baby

by Milo November 24, 2003

E!

What you watch late at night when your twelve and have no access to real porn, all thanks to Wild On with Brooke Burke.

mmmmm, Brooke Burke

by Milo December 30, 2003