Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Militianygrrl

Butt shut

Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.

I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.

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Being surprised, by how large of a pull from the bong, one has just inhaled.

Exhaling a cloud of smoke and coughing uncontrollably, Billy realized he had be bongboozled.

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(noun) a person who will steal your stuff and conceal it in their pocket/purse/backpack while helping you continue to look for it.

Keep your valuables close or that geeker will pack your stuff up in his backpack along with his things.

Geeker by Militianygrrl February 27, 2023

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The 750,000 genetically modified mosquitoes that were released in the FL keys to supposedly counteract several mosquito bourn illnesses.

Bill Gates' gmosquitoes have made the liklyhood of me being bit by a mosquito scarier then it used to be.

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