Miles Pieri's definitions

the fear

Along with 'No Hands' and 'Furtive' one of the mascots of the B3TA message board. A two headed furball creature that is, by way of supernatural hypnosis, able to strike terror into the hearts of the most strong willed of individuals.

notable for the reaction given upon contact:

thefearthefearthefearTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR...etc.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

no hands

Feline mascot of B3TA.com. No Hands is a cute lil' kitten with a multitute of talents.

"Look, I just 'shopped No Hands fisting Tony Blair"

by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004

kasper hauser

Legendary german boy who arrived in nuremburg unable to speak or explain who he was. Two excellent films have been made of his life, and death. One of the great mysteries of the 18th century.

I want to be a rider like my father

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

turo rudi

amazing and delicious Hungarian chocolate bar made in Hungary. Turo Rudi has a chocolate outer coating containing turo (sweet cottage cheese).
It sounds disgusting but it's incredibly addictive.
There are many variants on Turo Rudi but if you go to Hungary check out the original in it's distinctive red and white packaging.

Man, let's get on a plane to Budapest and go get us some turo rudi.

and prostitutes.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

minidv

Before Mini DV it was much harder for fat, ugly, bedsore-ridden sea monsters of women and their equally disgusting and mentally disturbed partners to upload their sordid home-made porno's onto the internet.

Huzzah for miniDV

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

tetsuwan atomu

See 'Astroboy'

Tetsuwan Atomu - Mighty/Iron armed Atom

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

furtive

Shifty looking Polar Bear mascot of B3TA.com. See also 'No Hands'

Furtive's liver is the most deadly substance known to man.

Really??

No.

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004