Definitions by Miles Bighorse

Puzzle-Piece-People 

Puzzle-Piece-People are people who's whole life is a bag of different puzzle pieces from different puzzles. Each piece is a fact but by itself its meaningless unless its connected to another piece from the same puzzle. The only way they have to connect one piece to another is by force of belief, because actually facts and reason are meaningless to these people. It's a secular religion.

The QAnon is made up of Puzzle-Piece-People.

Puzzle-Piece-People by Miles Bighorse August 17, 2020

History Angel 

A History Angel is someone who preserves a piece of history that would have been lost forever.

Bob is a history angel for keeping that photo album.

History Angel by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

Texas Fireflies 

A Texas Firefly is a mosquito or that gets so hot that it spontaneously bursts into flames.

The Texas Fireflies will be out tonight.

Texas Fireflies by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

blind squirrel 

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

blind squirrel by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels 

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.

There goes a cute little carpet slider.

Carpet Slider by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017

bubbsian 

Bubbsian: is a lesbian who is a bubba, "good old country boy", at heart.

I hope she finds another bubbsian to go hunting with.

bubbsian by Miles Bighorse August 2, 2017