Miles Bighorse's definitions

Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.

There goes a cute little carpet slider.

by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017

bubbsian

Bubbsian: is a lesbian who is a bubba, "good old country boy", at heart.

I hope she finds another bubbsian to go hunting with.

by Miles Bighorse August 2, 2017

History Angel

A History Angel is someone who preserves a piece of history that would have been lost forever.

Bob is a history angel for keeping that photo album.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

blind squirrel

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Puzzle-Piece-People

Puzzle-Piece-People are people who's whole life is a bag of different puzzle pieces from different puzzles. Each piece is a fact but by itself its meaningless unless its connected to another piece from the same puzzle. The only way they have to connect one piece to another is by force of belief, because actually facts and reason are meaningless to these people. It's a secular religion.

The QAnon is made up of Puzzle-Piece-People.

by Miles Bighorse August 17, 2020

Texas Fireflies

A Texas Firefly is a mosquito or that gets so hot that it spontaneously bursts into flames.

The Texas Fireflies will be out tonight.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018